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"WHAT ARE THOSE strange devices they call 'pelicans?'"
Sukuna sat atop his pontifical mountain of bones, looking regal and imperious as ever. Left alone with his thoughts and a lack of action in the movie he was watching (A Day in the Life of A Stupid Brat™), his mind had drifted from thoughts of getting the best friend of the main character of said movie into bed, then had shifted over to bleak, boring musings of existentialism. Though as of now he was preoccupied by little tugs of curiosity.
What were those little devices the humans of this era seemed to love so much?
"Those monkeys turn into damn noodles whenever they hunch over those things," he muttered to himself. Sukuna was in no mood to ask that Itadori brat, of course, the brainless mammalian would give him an explanation worth absolute shit.
But he could order Itadori to pay you a visit. Then he would be able to ask someone with their head and brain still intact.
He'd also be able to admire some wonderful eye-candy. It would be a most gainful exploit.
"Brat," he called, voice emerging from the playful mouth under Itadori's eye.
"Ah come on man! Not now!" Itadori complained, waving the game controller in his hands in wild movements. Each rapid press of his fingers to the buttons of his controller aligned with the tinny beeps pealing from the TV in front of him. Sukuna chewed on this observation, another one to add to a rising cognizance to the final discovery of what 'pelicans' actually were. Then he moved onto a much more comedic observation.
Itadori, in a startled panic (HE WAS ON THE BOSS LEVEL! STUPID SUKUNA) now held the controller over his head as if that would save him from an inevitable virtual demise. He bounced with each shriek of his dying game character.
Sukuna made a face at the boy. Now the kid really looked like a noodle turned ape.
"I shall pretend I am talking to an actual human being and not a mini-gorilla with a brain the size of a peanut. Though you are less than a human, you alacritous, people-pleasing scum."
"Uh huh. You know, you're real good at talking to people. Must be why everyone calls you the King of Curses. You must have been very kind to your subjects."
"The boon I will ask of you will be of mutual benefit, so stop that... pelican game of yours and listen."
"...Pelican? What pelican?"
"Stop that game."
Itadori made an annoyed sound before setting the controller down. He shut the console (a cheap little PS3 it was) down with violent jerks of his hand, and Sukuna could not help but smirk with satisfying satire for having successfully annoyed the boy.
"So?" Itadori crossed his arms. "What do you need?"
Sukuna went straight to it. "Take us to the (Y/N)'s dorm. I have much I wish to discuss with them."
