Robo Fizzarolli: *was spying on a certain imp which was none other than blitzo*
Blitzo: *was hanging out with loona*
Robo Fizzarolli: *had hearts in his eyes* Oh blitzy this burning feeling is making my robotic heart thump, I want you to be mine all mine~ *just then sees a girl imp flirting with blitzo and his eyes glow neon green* ! *growls at the girl imp* How dare she take my love away from me...
Imp woman: Hey hot stuff wanna make out in a alley?~
Blitzo: *rolls his eyes* Oh please tits your not my type!
Imp woman: It will be fun-!? *gets shot in the head and died*
Blitzo and Loona: !? *look to where the bullet came from*
Robo Fizzarolli: *had a sniper* !? *sees them looking and runs away*
Loona: Isn't that the robot from the ripoff lulu land? *looks at blitzo* Hello are you listening?
Blitzo: *was blushing and was turned on*
Loona: Hello hell to blitzo!
Blitzo: *snapped out of it* Oh sorry sweetie maybe we should go!
*later*
Blizto: *was sleeping* zzz
Robo Fizzarolli: *slips into blitzo's room with lust in his eyes* Oh blitzy~ *gets on top of blitzo and was full of lust*
Blitzo: *grabbed robo fizzarolli's ass and brings him close smirking* Hey fizzy!~
Robo Fizzarolli: Eep!~ *blushes*
Blitzo: So you like me huh, you would kill for me?~
Robo Fizzarolli: Yes blitzy and I want you so bad for so long!~
Blitzo: Well come get me!~ *takes off his shirt and pants*
Robo Fizzarolli: Oh fuck yeah!~
YOU ARE READING
Blitzo x Robo Fizzarolli oneshots(Fluff and lemon)
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