"i want all these hoes to know...that a real nigga just hit the door, no more Versace get off of my clothes" i sung walking into the living room and going kitchen
but i seen De'maj with some girl in his lap
ain't my nigga shiiiddd, i just bread and the head...literally
"pause" i said walking backwards to the living room
"you been here before" i asked the girl
"whatchu talking about" she said
"you look familiar" i said squinting my eyes at her
"hold on wait. SAYDE" i yelled and he came downstairs
"huh" he said
"come see something real quick" i said and he walked in the living room
"what is it" he asked
"look at her" i said pointing at the girl
"Mariah" he said and she looked like she saw a ghost
"well shieett, she fucking the homie, on that note i'm going to mcdonald's , peace out whores" i said throwing up the peace sign and walking out the house and into my car
after the short drive to mcdonald's dude to my driving very fast as i always do i got out the car and went inside and went to the counter
when i got to the counter this cookie monster lookin ass bitch had the nerve mug me
i'm in a good mood i would hate to have to shoot somebody
"welcome to mcdonald's how may i take your order" she said with a attitude
" i want a 10pc chicken nugget with ranch and honey mustard please. and y'all better give me more than one sauce" i said
she gave me the total and i paid her and waited for my food
when i got my food i checked the bad and seen i only had one damn sauce in the bag
so you know what i did... i hopped my tiny ass over that counter and grabbed two hand fulls of sauces and put them in my bag and walked out
"bitches got me fucked up" i said getting in my car and drove back home
****
when i got home i went to my room and seen Saion sitting in my bed watching grand army without me
"i know you not watching grand army without me" i said
"you was taking too long nanny" he shrugged
bastard
" i-scoot over" i said and he moved over
" here" i said giving him my fries
"tank you" he said
"you welcome" i said
while we're in the middle of the show Santana came in holding Saige and Saige was holding a bunch of snacks
"make room bitches" Tana said and pushed us over almost making Saion fall out the bed
"nigga what was the point of saying make room and then push us dumass" i said mugging him
"shush"he said mushing my head and laying the bed
"whore" i mumbled and started back watching the show then Sayde and Saint walked in and got in my bed
"well damn just jump in my bed then " i said
"shut up you got this big ass bed" Saint said
"shutcho ass up" i said and Symere and Sekani walked in
"wassup whores" Sekani said jumping on the bed
"Sayvion i know damn well you ain't got this big ass mirror on the ceiling" Sayde said
"yep i sure do" i said
"ooouuu lets take a picture" Tana said pulling out his phone and going to snapchat
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(pretend they're laying on a bed)
"ooouuu lemme see" i said grabbing his phone
"well damn can i look at it first" Tana said taking the phone back
"fuck up" i said
"selfie bitches" Saint said with a his phone out
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after take pictures and laughing all night we eventually fell asleep
