I LOVE THIS SHIP SM-
1#
Chuuya: Oi Dazai, help me pound this nail to the wall.
Dazai: I'll pound you against the wall
Chuuya: WHAT- *TO BE CONTINUED*
2#
Dazai to Atsushi: I personally find Chuuya so smol and cute, that i can carry him sooo easily!
Chuuya: *SQUIRMS* just because I'm shorter than you doesn't mean YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF MY HEIGHT YOU WASTE OF BANDAGES!!!
Dazai: *cradles him like a baby* AWWWWWWWEEEE!!! You're soooo cute!!!
Chuuya: DAZAI!!!
3#
Dazai: You know Chuuya I'm jealous of you..
Chuuya: Why???
Dazai Cuz ur partner is hotter than me *walks away with sass*
Chuuya: Wait BUT-
Chuuya: WE'RE DATING-
Chuuya: DAZAI COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT-
4#
Dazai: Psh, i would never date anyone so clue-
Chuuya: *trips and falls face front in the floor* FUCK!
Atsushi: um-
Dazai: I WANT HIM-
5#
Dazai: *cuddles* You're so sweet, cute, aaaaand~ precious!
Chuuya: I AM NOT CUTE. I AM DARK, DANGEROUS, AND PISSED OFF AT THE MOMENT
Dazai: :333 Cuteeee :333
6#
Chuuya: Hey Dazai
Dazai: Hm?
Chuuya: Talk dirty to me~
Dazai: Okay! Dirt, Dust, And mud :D
Chuuya:
Chuuya: Fuck-
7#
Dazai: Hey babe..r u awake..?
Chuuya: *VIOLENTLY FLOPS OVER* WAT DA FAQ DO U WANT?!
Dazai:
Dazai: Nvm goodnight
8#
Chuuya: Where's the idiot?
Dazai: I'm right here-
Chuuya: Surprisingly enough, I'm not talking about you this time.
9#
Chuuya: *SMASHES INTO DAZAI'S BEDROOM, SHOVES HIM INTO BED, AGGRESSIVELY TUCKS HIM IN, YEETS STUFF ANIMALS TO HIM, SCREAMS HIM A BED TIME STORY, CHUS HIM ON THE FOREHEAD, AND FINALLY GETS THE F OUTTA HERE*
Dazai: *sleeps like a baby* ❤❤❤
Me: OH WHAT THE FUCK-
10#
Chuuya: *gets angy. Tries to slap Dazai*
Dazai: *grabs Chuuya's wrist and pins him to the wall* Wanna try that again sweetheart?
Akutagawa: *cover's Atsushi eyes* ...
Atsushi: What's going on-
*TO BE CONTINUED*
[A/N: Aaaaaand scene ;3]
[Also A/N: Goodbye self heal, hello darkness my good old friend-]
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