Me: Nick are you okay?
Nick: *in the emo corner* That damn hipster beat me......
Savvy: *leans back on the table* Damn. He is miserable. :(
Me: *thinks* I think a prank call would cheer him up. :D
Savvy: Thats a great idea! *looks at the list* Oooooooo.... Natsu Dragneel! <3
Me: And I know exactly what to do! *dials* XD
Natsu: Hello?
Me: *Lucy's voice* Hey Natsu.
Natsu: Hey Lucy! Did you need anything? :D
Me: U-um...... Natsu, I'm pregeant.
Natsu: *Falls out of a chair* What?! Who's the father?! O-O
Savvy: *Erza's voice* I am the father.
Natsu: ERZA?! YOUR THE FATHER?! O.o
Me: I'm sorry, Natsu. *hangs up*
Savvy: *busts out laughing* OMG! That was priceless! XD
Nick: *busts out laughing* XD
Me: *laughs* Look he feels better! A yuri was perfect for cheering him up! XD
---------------Back at Fairy Tail---------------
Natsu: Erza got Lucy pregeant......... I guess that's why Erza is so manly.
Erza: *appears behind Natsu* What about me being manly?
Natsu: O_O Shit.
