Mutual Butterflies

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Chapter 8

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Monday 18th, January 2021 at 5:20 PM,

"Hi Kurt, just wanted to let you know I'm home, you know, safe and sound...

The plane didn't crash or anything...

I didn't get food poisoning from the awful food on the plane... even though it always surprises me...

It's so awful I don't even understand how someone could think of serving that to completely innocent people... what did I ever do to deserve that?

I didn't starve to death either... thanks to you I guess.

I didn't die of boredom, even if the flight was only a few hours.

It's 'cause I got seated next to this old lady.

Man you would have *loved* her.

She was wearing a huge fur coat and when I asked her if it was real fur, she shot me one of your bitch looks, you know? The ones that scare the crap out of me, and she said *offensive feminine voice* 'if you think I'd rather hurt a poor animal for the sake of looking fabulous you're wrong darling!'...

But she kept talking to me during the whole flight...

I don't know who she was exactly but she surely worked in clothing or something...

Anyways! Mom says hi, and wants me to tell you to take care of yourself

...

What?

[Ask him if he's coming soon...]

Mom wants to know if you're coming soon, she misses yo-"

*biiiiip*

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Wednesday 20th, January 2021 at 11:09 AM,

"Yo Kurt, it's Sam. Finn gave me your number.

So I'm calling to let you know that we're having an engagement party on Saturday... Mercedes and I would really love it if you could come, you know catch up and all...

It's been so good hearing from you the other day, 'cause, you know, we miss you...

The party's not much if your worried about that, it's at one of my friend's bar, I invited Blaine too... he seemed nice... I'm glad that you made yourself a friend like him he's good for you...

Uhm so yeah just call me back for the details. 

All the Glee kids and a few other people will be there and I think they'd love to see you again...

Yeah!

Take care man!"

*biiiip*

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