Person everyone hates: I just got these new shoes, OMG they are awesome, and I also got and iPhone, and iPad, a puppy, some fish, a cat, a-
Me: Guess what?
Person: What?
Me: (puts on sassy shades) Nobody cares
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The Mystery of the Jokebook*On Hold*
RandomNot an actual story, just a joke book I made
