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Joke #9

A man just died. He goes up to heaven and is greeted by another man surrounded by clocks. "Excuse me sir, why are there all these clocks?" asked the man who had died. "Well, you see, everyone has a clock representing how much they lie. Each time they tell a lie, their clock ticks. For example, Honest Abe's clock has only ticked twice, meaning he has only lied twice," said the man surrounded by clocks. "Oh, well, where is George W Bush's clock?" "Oh, it is in Jesus's office, he is using it as a ceiling fan."
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Lol my parents were laughing so hard after I told them this....... 😝