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C'EST GROUNDHOG DAY : Haiku (chain)

Try some groundhog meat

I once heard 'tis good to eat  ; )

Don't eat Pothole Pete


February blahs

Need plenty of oom-pah-pahs

With some oh la las


In Nova Scotia

Says Shubenacadie Sam

"Six more weeks winter"


Punxsutawney Phil

Did briefly spot his shadow

Outside his burrow


Groundhog mania

Down in Pennsylvania

The sun was shining


Wiarton Willy

Whistled from Ontario

"Much snow, no shadow"


Winnipeg Willow

Cheered since spring is on its way

No shadows today


When wrong they are found

And McDonalds is renowned ...

Will taste good as ground  ; )


A/N If you're lost in the wilderness and starving, you might be grateful for some ground groundhog or ground squirrel. My long time American friends assured me that they often ate and enjoyed squirrel meat although I've never fancied it.    Feb. 2, 2020


February 2nd, 2015

Revised Feb. 2nd, 2017

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