Dear diary,
a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him that it was Joe. That lie will haunt me forever.
No Elena, I will not go to your bedroom with you.
I saw that from a mile away and my brains filled with cotton
Aren't you worried that one day all the forest animals are gonna band together and fight back
I know you're obsessed with me
There's only so much pain a man can take
Put the damn crossbow down Pocahontas
If I see anything I haven't seen before I'll throw a dollar at it.
