I'm Bolt and I almost got ran over by a car! SKRRRRRRRRRT " HEY, WATCH OUT!" A guy grabbed me and pushed me out of the way. " What the-.." "I almost got run over along with you, so be grateful you idiot. Watch where you're going." He's kind of hot- WAIT I'M NOT GAY. I facepalmed " Are you slapping yourself because you can't think properly? Don't stop in the middle of the fucking road." "Erm- that's not it.. I'll be going n-"" hold on." Josh grabbed my wrist and twisted me back to where I could see him." what's your phone number? Maybe,. we could be friends." I saw him fiddle with his fingers. FRIENDS?! HELL YEAH! I gave him my phone number and ran safely across the road. I was just trying to get to work- I looked at my watch. GOD DAMNIT IM LATEI ran to work as fast as I could. It was raining which made it even worse. It's not my fault I couldn't see the car coming,,⋅•⋅⊰∙∘☽༓☾∘∙⊱⋅•⋅I'm now at work. It's boring as hell and I get off in 10 minutes. Why the hell did I choose to work at a McDonald's, they don't even give us free food. My phone buzzed. I stared at my phone. it was the guy I met earlier. I'm glad there's at least no customers so I could just take a peak-" By the way, I haven't got your name.."- seen.
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BoltHunter x StalkerConfirmed for life!!
Humorship story of two homophobic mfs from discord