I decided to go to his house. I mean, what could possibly go wrong? Josh left to go in his room to change ( because of the rain ) while I turned on the tv. It was just the same old news with the weather forecast but suddenly an emergency alert went off. " this is not a drill. Please stay in your homes and do not panic. An outbreak of zombies has occurred . Lock your doors, board up your windows and stay calm. This is not a drill" beeeeep. Okay, what?! I thought to myself. I have to go tell Josh this.... I got up from the couch and skipped to his room. I quickly knocked on the door and he opened the door. " what do you want"
" THERES A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, IT WAS JUST ON THE TV" He stared at me, and then started laughing as if I was talking nonsense. " I'm being serious!?!! Check the news" I shouted. " mhm yeah definitely" And then he shut the door on me.
"Great, just great..." I said mumbling to myself. " now I'm stuck with this guy in a zombie apocalypse because I was dumb enough to go to his house." Luis then realized that he had forgotten to lock the doors and board up the windows. " SHIT!" he yelled out loud. And in a panic, he started grabbing random objects like bookcases, chairs, even the couch to block the door.
"Phew! I'm not dying today." I heard the door open and to my surprise it was Luis.
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