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Auri: can you put the baby down?Saedii: *shattered glass noises* KOBE
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Saedii: I NEED A HIMBO
I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HIMBO TILL THE END OF THE NIGHT
HE'S GOTTA BE STRONG
AND HE'S GOTTA BE FAST
AND HE'S GOTTA BE DUMB AND POLITETyler: sades I'm literally right here
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Saedii: *crying on the floor*Tyler: are you okay?
Saedii: yeah I'm fine i just came down with a bad case of ✨spicy memory✨
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I wrote these down on a piece of paper at like two a.m. so that's why they feel like weird fever dreams
stay safe and remember to hydrate or I̵̠̣̤̬̥̩͑̎̆̇̾̇̑̀̀ͅ ̵̡̨̜͋͊͜w̸̫̮͔̓̒̎͗̄̆̋͝ị̵̟̘̩̦̦͂͛̋̒̉ͅļ̸̛̫̩̤̟͙̓̔͐̌̏͑̍l̶̛̩͇͇͗̑̾̅̚ ̵̗̰͖̋̈́̎͗̔̆̋͆͊͜͠f̶̣̯̱͙͚́̈̍̓̆͊̀͗ḭ̴̟̲͔̰͉͖͋̈͑̂̅̈͆̈̕͜͠n̷̨̳̝̙͙̤͖͖͋́̃̿̏̈́͂͠d̸̨͍̤̖̘͔͗̉ ̷̡͇̤̩͎̳̯̳̋̽̌̃y̷̧̛̜̹͓͍͈̓͆̐̈́ö̶̳́̓̽͠u̸͕͕̹̘̽̄͛́̕
YOU ARE READING
Saedii x Tyler crack
Fanfictionmy inability to take things seriously + my fear of running out of fan content = this book, apparently updates are completely random and the chances of me abandoning this forever are very high the cover art isn't mine, rizne from tumblr did it