"Guys can someone help me!" Chae Young screams. I rush to the kitchen to check on her. Standing on her knees over the countertop, she screams, "why is the Yeontan's food up there? There are so many empty shelves down. Why does everyone hate short people?"
She tries balancing and stretches her hand to reach the top rack.
'Taehyung this your chance. Fighting!' I tell myself.
I walk to her and glare at her. Ignoring me she tries standing on the countertop with her hands around my shoulder. Shit, Seok Woo was right, she was so scared of heights.
She closes her eyes and mumbles, "God please help me... I don't wanna fracture my leg..." Controlling my giggle I snake my hand around her waist and support her.
With both my hands gripping the side of her waist, I push her up and tell her to fetch it. She slowly opens her eyes and quickly grabs the purple bag. Before getting down, she looks at the floor and shrieks, shutting her eyes tighter.
She subconsciously clings to my body and wraps both her hands around my neck. She hugs me tight and stands on her toes over the countertop. With my face pressed against her collar bones, she jumps up, which forces me to look at something under her shirt.
I shut my eyes like a gentleman and pull her away. She wraps her legs around my waist and slowly opens her eyes. She looks at my lips and...... slaps my face.
Ouch.
She pushes me away and corrects her shirt. Looking at the purple packet, she asks, "why is there Yoongi's picture on it?"
"Yoongi? ahh... you mean cat. Obviously, because it's cat food!" I say rubbing my hot cheeks.
"You have prosopagnosia or something? Right, you don't have a brain then how can you have a neurological disorder? WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BUY CAT FOOD? Yeontan is a domesticated carnivore of the family Canidae, basically a freaking dog!" she screams.
"Look, I asked Jin hyung to get dog food a week back and this is what he got. When I asked him the same thing, he said- FOOD IS JUST FOOD."
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"If you knew it was cat food, why did you help me?" she asks.
She clenches her fist and tries not to scream. Angry Chae young is so intimidating, I'll just go kiss her nose and she'll melt.
Seok Woo walks in with raised eyebrows and looks at me laughing at how short she was. "She's too small. And when she gets angry, she acts like she's gonna kill us when we can just squish her like a mosquito," Seok Woo says holding Yeontan.
I guess savageness runs in their family.
"Taetae hyung what do you feed Yeontan? He's grown so big! Chae Young should have some of that food," Seok Woo says.
She looks around, grabs a frying pan, and runs after him, screaming "you annoyingly tall jerk, stop right there!" chuckling at their cute fights, I walk back to the living room.
Walking with Chae Young and Seok Woo to their apartment, I put my arm on her shoulder. I hear the same click sound that I heard in the park, two weeks back. Before I could turn back, Chae pulls me inside her apartment.
She tells me to wait for her as she goes to her bedroom to get something. As she walks out with a notebook, Seok Woo switches the speakers on accidentally. Loud music suddenly starts playing as he jerks back and I glare at Chae Young for listening to such an interesting song....
"Now my mascara running, red lipstick smudged
Oh he so horny, yeah, he wants to fuck
He popped all my buttons and he ripped my blouse
.....Oh there daddy daddy, didn't bring a towel
Oh baby baby, better slow it down"
She raises her hands and shakes her hips to the beat. I choke on Hobi water and stare at her wide-eyed as she sings, "take all of me... I just wanna be the girl you like, girl you like."
Looking at me stare at her with my mouth hanging open, Seok Woo runs and covers her. He coughs loudly and pushes her in.
Shutting the door, she screams, "why doesn't anyone like my favorite songs! It isn't even that dirty! how can you not like 'Partition' by Beyoncé?" I hear her voice.
He whisper-shouts, "noona! are you a pole dancer or something? Taetae hyung was staring at you! Get a hold of yourself!"
Oof protective much, huh! They definitely didn't have soundproof walls.
Seok Woo walks out and says, "sorry, she's kinda high these days. She's done with all the textbooks in her university's library so she practically has nothing to do."
She plops onto the couch next to me and hands her math notebook.
"Taetae-ah, you know you're my favorite right?" she says with a pout and cups her cheeks. Ok, she really needs to go to aegyo classes.
"Hmm... nice joke but continue," I say.
"I thought you could ask Yoongi to write something on this for me. This is my favorite notebook and I value this more than my life because it has all the important formulas and definitions. So, if Yoongi could sign this, I would be the happiest potato in the YOONiverse."
Ok, she really needs to stop. I take a deep breath and take my phone out. Searching for Yoongi hyung's and Seo Ah's picture, I click on it and reluctantly show it to her.
"Y-Yoongi is... dating her," I blurt out and look at her expectantly. She snatches the phone and gives a what-the-fuck look.
Shit, did I hurt her? I shouldn't have shown it to her. But she had a huge crush on him without knowing-
"Taehyung nice try... I know she's just a fan. Their bodies are 10.57 inches apart."
