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~Jisoo as a doctor~

Dr. Jisoo: What do you feel?

Patient: I don't know. My throath is itchy and I can't breathe very well

Dr. Jisoo: Ok, lemme check you *use her stethoscope* Can you please cough?

Patient *coughing: Ehem! Ehem!

Dr. Jisoo: Ahmm... More! Cough more!

Patient *confused: Ehem! Ehem!

Dr. Jisoo: Louder! Go cough!

Patient *Coughing so hard: EHEM! EHEM! EHEM!

Dr. Jisoo: Tsk tsk

Patient *look so worried: What is my sick doc?

Dr. Jisoo: I'm gonna say.... that you have cough

Patient:-__-

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~Rosé as a doctor~

*in an ambulance car

Patient: Doc? What happen to me?

Dr. Rosé: I have a bad news for you but luckily, I have a good news too. So what do you want me to tell you first?

Patient: Ahmm the good one

Dr. Rosé: Ok! You have been hit by a car and you've got bruises on your knees and toes

Patient: Yeah that's good, only bruises! Can I see it?

Dr. Rosé: That's the bad news, your legs are on the other ambulance. Do you still want to see it?

Patient:😵

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~Lisa as a doctor~

Dr. Lisa: What happen to you?

Patient: Our plane crushed then I fall for you

Dr. Lisa: You can't live on a airplane crushed

Patient: Really, I'm still alive? I thought I was dead 'coz I saw a beautiful angel in front of me

*Nurse Jennie holding a syringe

Patient *panic/heart attack*

Dr. Lisa:

Jennie: Time of death....

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