~Rosé as Jisoo's suitor~
Rosé: Chu, can I court you?
Jisoo: Do you have money to buy me chikin everyday?
Rosé: None but~
Jisoo: No buts, just go now!
Rosé: But I own a restaurant and chicken is our main dish here
Jisoo *shocked: I said just go now!!!
Rosé *feel hopeless:
Jisoo: ... and take me there!!! Lets have a date baby!
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~Lisa as Jennie's suitor~
Lisa: Jennie, can I court you?
Jennie: Do you own a company? Do you have a salary? Or do you earn 10M every week?
Lisa *feel hopeless: No *bow down
Jennie: So what do you have?
Lisa: I only have 10 inches~
Jennie: LET'S GET MARRIED AND DO THAT FVCKING HONEY MOON!!!!
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~Jisoo as Rosé's suitor~
Jisoo: Nyeongan Rosé, Can I court you?
Rosé: Ahm, Do you pray everyday? Or do you go to church every sunday?
Jisoo: Not so really but one thing that I'm sure
Rosé *confused: What is it?
Jisoo: I can take you to heaven *smirk
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~Jennie as Lisa's suitor~
Jennie: Lisayah!! Can you be my girlfriend?
Lisa: Wait! What? Court me first!
Jennie: I DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT!! How much are you? Tell me and I'll pay you just be my girlfriend *smirk
Lisa: 😑
