Chapter 1

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Bubbu has started a chat bubbu has added moontail kunfused dumpling and 19 others

Bubbu: WHy The HELL is their a microwave in the oven

Kunfused: HUH

Hen: yeah about that 😬

Bubbu: who let you in MY KITCHEN

Kunfused: me because I needed to babysit him so he sat on the floor and banged pots and pans with a wooden spoon

Hen: then he had to poop so I put it in the oven.

Haechanie: the tea is being spilled

Marker: no cap

Your dad: how did you fit it it's like big

Marker: how big is big

Yourdad: 50 chicken nuggets

Chicky: OMg CHIcKEn nugGetS

Lele: something is wrong with your keyboard I feel like I had a stroke reading that

Bubbu: THE OVEN AND THE TOASTER

yourdad: it was a microwave silly Willy

Bubbu: IM SLEEPY SM is terrible and I'm the most
amazingly perfect person your ever going to meet

Marker: cult leader bubbu speaking facts

Haechanie: stop

Loud: just buy a new one ☝️ see👀 easy 😌

Kunfused: chicken hen come with me

Beepbeepsheep: LMAOO HENDREY IS A CHICKEN HEN MAMA KUN YOU SO FUNNY

Bubbu: are you high???????????????????? Kun what do you feed them.

Tennie: chicken wings pizza rolls and McDonald's

Dumpling: OoOoOoO I love McDonald's

Wuw: me too I like all food

Dumpling: same I eat all of it

Najae: are you two the reason we have no good food.??!!

Kunfused: you also get fruit

Tennie: * le hish gasp* fruit

Kunfused: no wander your so small you never ate your fruit and veggies

Loud: 👎🙅‍♂️fruit ❌❌❌❌❌👎

Tennie: I stand with my brother

Loud: thanks broski

Tennie: I take it back

Kunfused: me and chicken hen are back from the store we got the drugs jk jk we got the oven and microwave

Hen: it's Neon orange

Kunfused: no it's not don't worry. You-

Yourdad: taeyong is sitting on my bed with his Stanky sweatpants and he fell off the bed as soon as he read it. I'm laughing and typing at th-SUFHTH2837

Hen: is he ok

Bubbu: Hello I'm back I threw a pillow at him

Yourdad: why did it hurt so much

Bubbu: I have rocks in it

Yourdad: a rock

Dumpling: do you keep rocks in it to beat the bad children

Bubbu: yes

Dumpling:😬😬😳😳😦😦😦😔😔😔😟😟😟😟😟

Bubbu: I wouldn't hit you jisung Jungwoo yang yang. I'd hit doyoung tho

Haechanie: do you have a butter sock like sam from "icarly "and " sam and cat"

Bubbu: no but thanks for the idea

Haechannie: I'll get you 30 pounds of butter

Nono: haechan no , I need a butter sock

Renjunnie: to whip people into shape

Naje: SHO-SHORTY GIVE ME WHIPLASH

dumpling: if you have whiplash you should see a doctor

Tuchan: no sweetie it's a song

Dumpling: about whipping people

Tuchan: more of taeyong sis whipping him into shape

Renjunnie: homeboi family sounds lit

Bubbu-I-

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