drinking shampoo at 4

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Hen: booo

beepbeepsheep: yee

kunfused: go to sleep

hen: nooooooooooo

kunfused: yessss

Beepbeepsheep: me chenle jisung hen and dumpling are talking about how to steal shampoo bottles.

Kunfused: at 4 in the FUCKING MORNING

Tennie: you can drink shampoo

Kunfused: why would you drink shampoo

Tennie: thought it would taste like green apple

Kunfused: I-

Tuchan: like coffee doesn't taste as good as it smells

Coffeebear: coffee is yummy shush

Tennie: it's like a Facebook meme
"My anti kill juice"

Tuchan

Tennie: you really-

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Tennie: you really-

Tuchan: yes I really did

Bubbu: well good morning to all of you too

Kunfused: what you doing up

Bubbu: well I was sleeping and I felt the sudden urge to take a poo so I grabbed my phone and read up.

Kunfused: that nice you don't read the shampoo bottles

Bubbu: sometimes

Hen: do you check the shower curtain

Bubbu: I don't have a shower curtain

Hen: so do you open the shower door

Bubbu: I can see through it I think I'd know

Hen: could always be a person in there

Bubbu:do people hide in your shower Hendrey??

Hen: the shampoo monster named ten does

Bubbu: I- umm-

Tennie: you know when you're conditioner suddenly goes down. That's me drinking it.

Bubbu: little weirdo

Tennie: glop glop

Kunfused: can we go to sleep now?

Beepbeepsheep: no we should keep talking about how yummy shampoo is

Kunfused: did you drink so

Beepbeepsheep: ten gave me some called ocean

Beepbeepsheep: it tasted like blue

Beepbeepsheep: CAN TASTE FUCKING COLORS

Kunfused: it's too early for your bullshit

Beepbeepsheep: it's never too early to deal with my bullshit

kunfused: Yes it is so shush 

tennie: drinking shampoo at 4 am is a good idea

bubbu: NO its not 

chicky: cant you die from that????

bubbu:  I don't know 

chicky: you wanna google it 

bubbu: Not really

chicky: yes you can 

chicky: if you eat too much you will go d word

bubbu: STOP DRINKING

hen: don't worry he passed out from not sleeping for 3 days

kunfused: oh god 

bubbu: :( stop giving me a headache

vibekiller: go to sleep  


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