They walk into the hall and the sorting hat sings its song and the sorting begins. People were getting sorted into the houses Harry remembers except Granger she went to Slytherin the irony of that and then Neville's name gets called "hmm loyal, hard working" the sorting hat said to Neville "HUFFLEPUFF" the hat said to the Hall. The sorting went on and then Draco went up and before the hat even touched his head "HUFFLEPUFF". This shocked the Hall to silence. A Malfoy in Hufflepuff? Finally McGonagall got on with the sorting and the it was Harry's turn "hmm the Heir to Hogwarts has come so where would you like to go for official purposes even if you'll probably sleep in the Founder's Quarters?" the hat thought to him "Hufflepuff. I want to fuck with the headmaster's plans to the point of abandonment." Harry answered "Ah good choice" "HUFFLEPUFF" This caused the second great silence until Hufflepuff screamed with joy. The sorting went on until Weasley went up there "SLYTHERIN" the hat exclaimed "What do you mean Slytherin?! Im a Gryffindor like my family before!" "Weasley sit down at your table now" McGonagall said and begrudgingly Weasley sat down there "serves him right" Harry thought to himself. And so the feast went on as it did and the students followed their prefects to their houses and slept
MEANWHILE IN THE HEADMASTER'S OFFICE
"What do you mean my son is a filthy Slytherin?!" Molly exclaimed "Oh shut it if you didn't beg so much you would've been in Slytherin too Prewett" the hat said to her "I was doing what i should've done with you with Weasley" the hat concluded "I don't care my son is a Gryffindor and deserves to be resorted!" Molly exclaimed "Only the owner of Hogwarts can demand that and they wish to remain anonymous right now. Now LET ME SLEEP!" the hat exclaimed. "So the heir to the founders have returned. I'll have to figure out who it is" Dumbledore muttered to himself "I am sorry Molly but if what the hat said is true my hands are tied when it comes to Ronald getting a resort" Dumbledore said with a fake face and voice of empathy "Its alright Albus its not your fault that hat is a insufferable git"
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Harry Potter and The Master of the Hallows
FanfictionHarry Potter has died to Lord Voldemort's hand and meets Death. Unknowingly he is the master of all the Deathly Hallows meaning he is the quote on quote Master of Death. Here Death tells Harry he's been manipulated and lied to by these people. Abl...
