Harry Potter and The Master of the Hallows

Chapter 15 The Summer Before Second Year

Harry woke up in Tonks's arms and heard noises coming from the room next door and knowing that  was his parents' room he paled "Whats wrong?" Tonks asked "Do you not hear the room next door?" Harry asked to which Tonks listened and realized why he paled and said "Well...at least they're having fun" "But...they're my parents...and they're doing that...it's just-" Harry finished with a shiver to which Tonks hugged him and said "Hey its fine...what difference is it since we do the exact same thing" "we at least use silencing charms" Harry retorted "True...but it is 5am and they probably don't think anyone's up" Tonks shot back "Yeah...shall we get up and cook breakfast for everyone?" Harry asked "Your only asking that to get away from the sounds of sex from your parents but yes" Tonks said getting up "Yeah" Harry said getting up taking Tonks's hand and walking to the kitchen and started cooking, Harry cooking the eggs bacon and pancakes Tonks cooking the biscuits grits and ham. By the time breakfast was done James and Lily were coming down 'hmm seems they bathed before coming down' Harry thought 'Or continued in the shower' Tonks thought back 'Don't even start Nymphodora' Harry thought holding back the thought of vomiting 'Shut it or no sex for a month' Tonks thought obviously annoyed 'Shutting it' Harry thought obviously being hypocritical as of now "Well go ahead and sit we were just finishing" Harry said "That's what she said" James said getting swatted at by Lily "OW what was that for?" James asked "For being immature at the table" Lily said "Well can you blame him?" Tonks asked "Why can I not blame him" Lily asked "I believe 2 words will suffice with why you can't blame him" Tonks said "What are they?" Lily asked to which Tonks smirks and says "Silencing charms" to which Lily and James pale causing Tonks to laugh hysterically "Call me when the disgust is over" Harry says leaving the room "Ah come on its not like-" Tonks started then realized what she was saying "Its not like what Tonks?" Lily asked "Way to go Dora its time to get berated about sex" Harry said coming back in the room "WHAT?!?" Lily yelled "WAY TO GO SON!" James said patting Harry on the back "JAMES?!?" Lily said "Well Im technically 28 so its not exactly anything to go bezerk over" Harry said morphing into what he technically should look like "HA I get the sexier one" Tonks said to Lily "Well if he wasn't my son I'd probably fight you for him" Lily said "LILY!" "MUM!" James and Harry yelled "Im kidding what did y'all think I was Sirius cause I'm not...for one I have red hair not black hair" Lily said smirking "HA GOOD ONE LILY" Sirius said walking into the room "So what are we talking about?" Sirius asked "Me and Harry heard James and Lily having sex this morning at 5 and I may or may not have let it slip we do it Harry's argument with it is he's technically 28 and this is what he should look like and I said I got the sexier one and Lily said if he wasn't her son she'd fight me for him and Harry and James were shocked by it and then she did THE joke" Tonks explained "It still doesn't help my mom would joke like that...Dad your a bad influence on her" Harry said "Actually that would be me" Sirius said "Wait what?" James asked "Who do you think comforted her while you were on a mission while she was pregnant with Harry and I didn't have a mission?" Sirius asked "Still it's weird knowing my best friend comforted my wife" James said "Anyway breakfast is most likely ready by now so sit or go hungry...though I don't think Mum is hungry after her escapades this morning" Harry said smirking causing James to spray out his drink laughing hysterically "Son I think it's time to teach you to run" James said "It can wait til after breakfast right Mum?" Harry said turning towards Lily with a innocent smile "James what did we create almost 12 years ago he got my innocent smile and your jokes...how can I chase after him with that smile?" Lily asked "I believe you created Harry almost 12 years ago...and probably something else this morning" Tonks said smirking "Ok yeah there's no way she's smiling her way out of thi-OH COME ON?!?" Lily said looking at Tonks who morphed into Harry and gave the innocent smile "Can I not get a break?" Lily asked "Whats its not like you were actually gonna chase after her and finish her?" Sirius said "That's what she said...oh Merlin's beard I'm turning into James" Lily said "Ok enough innuendos shut it and eat it" Harry said motioning at the food "That's what she said" everyone else at the table said "Ok see yall at Diagon" picks his plate up shovels food into his mouth and leaves to the floo "Diagon Alley" Harry said dropping the floor powder flooing to Diagon Alley walking to Gringotts "Lord Potter how may we be of service" the teller said as he got up there "Yes I was wondering if it was possible to have a duplicate of every book in my vaults made and brought up to me" Harry said "Yes there is...but for a price" the teller said "A million galleons plus 7% tip to each Goblin that helps" Harry said "It'll be done by noon Lord Potter" The teller said quickly "Thank you" Harry said leaving and going to get his supplies purposefully forgetting Cockhar-I mean Lockhart's books then tried to get out of there without being noticed...key word tried "Well if it isn't Harry Potter" Lockhart said a reporter trying to drag Harry up there "Touch me and there will be diar consequences" Harry said which seemed to fall on deaf ears as he was shoved by Lockhart "Touch me and I'm suing you for all your worth" Harry said to Lockhart...which he ignored to which Harry grabbed the arm in question and twisted in a way that put Lockhart's arm behind Lockhart's back "As I said touch me and I'm suing you for all your worth now I suggest you let me go about my business or I may just let slip what your proficient at" Harry said saying the last part in a whisper to Lockhart and let go of Lockhart and walked out of Flourish and Blotts going back home. "Remind me to absolutely abuse Lockhart in class" Harry said walking back into the kitchen "Who's Lockhart?" Lily asked "Gilderoy Lockhart" Harry said "I went to school with a Gilderoy Flopinson I'd recognize him if I saw him" Lily said to which Harry said "Bloody hell no one take a picture" morphing into Lockhart "Yep that's DEFINITELY Flopinson" Lily said "Really? that'll be fun to use" Harry said "It certainly will" Tonks said "Shame I want be able to see it...or you all year" she finished "Dora I essentially own Hogwarts I can key you into the wards to simply apparate in whenever you want" Harry said sliding next to Tonks "Oh really?" she asked suggestively "Yes really" he said "in fact" snaps fingers "its done" Harry said "Oh really? then why don't we...take a trip?" she said suggestively as she apparated them to Hogwarts

A/N AND THIS IS WHERE IT ENDS FOR THIS CHAPTER AS YOU KNOW WHATS GONNA HAPPEN