before you go // larry stylinson

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double update as promised, read seven first

*louis added harry styles*

*louis added liam payne*

*louis added zayn malik*

*louis added niall horan*

louis: wassup muthafuckas

harry: hi louis ;)

niall: ahhh larrry 

liam: language louis 

louis: fuck off

louis: wait what the fuck is a larry

zayn: ...

niall: larry is my otp

harry: what?

liam: i wouldn't ask if i were you

louis: ok?

*harry changed the name to one direction*

louis: really hazza

harry: what in the world is a hazza

louis: it's my nickname for you so shut up and like it 

harry: okay okay calm down 

*louis changed harry's name to hazza*

hazza: why

louis: because

hazza: because why

louis: because you love me

hazza: true true

hazza: but i get to change your name

louis: fine

hazza: no backsies

louis: who even says that?

hazza: i do now say it back

louis: fine no backsies 

louis: god you're lucky i love you

niall: my larry heart is exploding right now <3

*harry changed louis' name to shortstack*

shortstack: harry edward styles if you don't change my name right now

liam: this is too funny hahaha

shortstack: shut your mouth right now liam 

liam: make me 

shortstack: fine 

*louis changed liam's name to lima bean*

*harry changed shortstack's name to lou*

zayn: what is going on right now

lou: ah my next victim

zayn: oh lord 

*louis changed zayn's name to ringo*

ringo: like the guy from the beatles? 

lou: no the guy from the butterflies

lou: yes from the beatles

ringo: i don't even remotely look like him

*louis changed ringo's name to zen*

louis: better?

zen: thank fuck

lima bean: language zayn

zen: like you haven't said worse liam

lima bean: ...

niall: hey what about me :(

hazza: i got you niall don't worry darling ;)

*hazza changed nialls name to niell*

niell: heyyyyyy

lou: darling?

hazza: kidding

*hazza changed niell's name to clover*

clover: yay <:)

lou: darling????

zen: remind me again why i'm friends with you people 

clover: cause ya love us

zen: right....

lou: so we're just gonna ignore the fact that harry called niall darling? 

clover: imagine not shipping larry 

clover: couldn't be me

lou: too many things are happening at once my poor brain can't handle this

zen: your brain can't handle much so that's not really saying anything 

lou: fuck u zen

zen: in your dreams loverboy 

hazza: guys very important news

lou: loverboy really zayn

zen: yes really louis 

hazza: it's very important news 

lou: what is it haz?

hazza: haz really?

lou: it's a nickname in a nickname 

hazza: you confuse me 

lou: i try 

lima bean: calm down with the sarcasm there loubear

lou: okay first off only harry calls me loubear

lima bean: *cough* whipped *cough*

lou: secondly i'm 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bones sarcasm is my only defense

hazza: did you really just quote teen wolf right now 

lou: no...

hazza: sure jan

lou: hey when did you learn to be so sarcastic

clover: somebody's been hanging out with the boyfriend too much

lou: wait haz you have a boyfriend? and you didn't tell me? wow okay 

hazza: no louis wait

*lou left the conversation*

hazza: oh god 

zen: uh oh

lima bean: well shit 

clover: oops?

i kind of really liked writing that

maybe i'll make a gc fanfic after this