Dot Com Boom

All-Seeing-Eye

I sat at my control center. Think Batman's Batcave computer, only bigger. I'm kind of a big deal. From here I can see everything. Everyone. As long as people depend on technology, I will be sitting next to them. I can hear them. I can see them. The technology to taste them, smell them, feel them, hasn't been invented yet, so I'd have to take that into my own hands.
Can I be candid with you? People might think that something bad happened to me to make me this way. That I got abused. Perhaps my dada touched my wawa, or my mama showed me her vava as a child. That couldn't be further from the truth. My parents loved me. They saw that I got everything that I needed. They put me through school. A very good school. I got a good job. I rose high. But there was always a dark streak in me. It wasn't put there by anyone. Any event. I was born from good people, as a monster. I'm smart enough to know how others view me. And I love it.
They fear me. They fear what they'll never understand. They fear what they cannot see. Just look at these tweets, they're hilarious.

ISN'T ANYONE DOING ANYTHING ABOUT THE #DOTCOMKILLER? I'M AFRAID TO LET MY DAUGHTER GO TO SCHOOL. THIS TYPE OF THING SHOULDN'T HAPPEN!

Oh, c'mon. Let her go to school. She'll be safe, I promise.

HEY MR. #DOTCOMKILLER! SHOW YOUR FACE YOU DICKLESS WONDER!

Yeah. I'll get right on that.

MY LITTLE GIRL HASN'T SLEPT IN DAYS. FUCK YOU #DOTCOMKILLER!

Hmm. I can help her get to sleep, for a long long time.

IF ANYONE HAS ANY INFO ON THE #DOTCOMKILLER CONTACT THE FBI, OR YOUR LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY. WE CAN'T LET THIS THING STAND!

How cute.

Kill one little girl on camera and the world goes crazy. Who woulda thunk it?
The outcry couldn't have been better. I expected a rise of emotion. I really did. I can predict everything, but this – this is grand. I've got to get to work on finding my next little star.