Hahahahahahaha! I love this woman! She’s got tenacity. So spicy! I’d like a little taste of that. I’d make her a star, but she’s doing a good enough job of that herself.
This is better than I ever could have imagined. I've been piling on the videos for a month now. Twenty lucky stars have made their debut, which just happens to also be their final picture. But thems the breaks in show business kiddo. What I love most is how everyone is turning on everyone else. Well, I take that back, it's more like everyone is turning on the FBI. They're powerless to catch me. Everyone knows that by now and it's got everyone hot and bothered.
My potential stars are in a tizzy. I won't lie, it has gotten a little more difficult to pluck them from the masses. It's almost like people don't want to be the star of their own movie. Everyone deserves a good 15 minutes of fame is what my old buddy Andy Warhol used to say. I'm just trying to provide that service. This is a capitalist society and I'm doing it for free! Maybe I am as crazy as they’re saying! They should be thanking me, but instead they're trying to avoid me. People are walking together at all times. Children are either inside, or have an adult standing over them. It's really quite annoying. I hope that I don't have to start taking more risks.
As I sit here and decide what to do next, the only comfort I get is watching the families of my little stars as they cry their blood-shot eyes out and wipe the snot from their noses. At least I give them closure unlike some of my peers; without a doubt the families know that was their loved-one’s final curtain call. Closure is so glorious to watch, wet and sticky, just like I like it. I'd advise any budding filmmaker to give it a shot.
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Dot Com Boom
Mystery / ThrillerA tech savvy serial killer takes control of various websites including Amazon, Google, and Youtube and streams his violent kills and sexual assaults for all to see leading to a nationwide panic. An FBI task force is formed, led by Anna Martinez. The...