Hello there!
You have kids, they're growing up, and chances are, they already think you're annoying.
Your goal: make sure they don't grow up and turn into little shits that you can't brag about to your colleagues at work who, quite frankly, you don't even like because fuck them.
Here is a simple guide so your adorable lump of fat doesn't grow up hating you and turns to cocaine for comfort.
It can't be that hard, right?
