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I hate so many fan-fictions because they RUIN the book or have to have a Perfect scenario to make any sense, or are to spontaneous, or worst of all give Percy a secret twin sister that's more powerful than the gods themselves (Not directed at any one fanfic. Sorry if you don't like my opinion, but I hate those stories more than I hate Hera.) So if you want to not be a miserable failure at writing Fan-fictions then give these rules a read. I will update every now and then, please let me know if you want me to do a chapter on a different fandom or topic.

Idk where this is going but whatever

A gynecologist, a wig maker, and a cat consultant walk into a bar...

A summary would be pointless.

A poem to the needy.

In this story I'll make SUPER cliche Percy Jackson stories and crossovers. And afterwards I'll do my own special twist on 'Demigods react'. So please read! Your author in demigoddishness and stuff, MarineDolphin

the backspace button is only relevant if what you typed was a mistake (previously titled ctrl alt wonwoo)

I am honestly getting tired of reading the same fanfiction over and over again Hopefully these tips will help you to understand you mistakes or to stop you from making them in the future

*Trigger Warning* Ever get sick of the terrible Wattpad cliches? Well, I have created this book for you all, as a Bible for you Wattpad users to NOT write crap stories. Got it? Good Job! *Trigger warning* No hate please!

As my first piece of work, I took it upon myself to compile a list of every cliche I've seen on Wattpad and every other literary media site thus far. Enjoy! Shoutouts are greatly appreciated!

Requests are open (please just dm me or comment)

"She's unique." That's what they said about me; 'they' being my teachers, my friends, my family, and basically anyone else who was too nice to identify me as the hot mess that I knew I was. I would probably never get this high-school-thing right. My perfect older brother had left his flawless legacy behind after he graduated, but it took all of two days for me to completely wreck that. Well, maybe 'wreck' was too strong of a word. I simply re-designed his legacy. My dear brother had tried to teach me exactly what to do to survive high school, but let's just say I'm not too good at following the rules. I'm not too good at many things in general. You know how most people grow out of their awkward stage? I grew into mine. I'm pretty much resigned to the fact that I will never live up to the standards that people set based on my brother. But, that didn't mean that I couldn't still help those in need. So, ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to my own legacy- the guide to survival. Jade Abbott Presents: What Not To Do ~ ~ ~ 17 year old Jade Abbott knows exactly who she is. Soccer star on the field, accident prone off of it, and Jaxon's little sister- always. She has struggled her whole life to make her own decisions, but senior year seems to be the biggest struggle yet. When Jaxon starts keeping secrets, she doesn't know who to go to. She's got her always-loyal best friend Lily, her new, almost-friend Alex, and her even newer boyfriend Mason. She thinks with them, she can get through it. But things quickly begin to change and she realizes that people aren't always who they say they are. It isn't long before Jade has secrets of her own and it's only a matter of time before they get out. ~ ~ ~ This is a spinoff of The Swap. Some characters are the same but you do not have to read the other book before this one. I don't own any images that I attach in the chapters, but this is my story so please don't steal it. *Cover made by me:)*

This is my opinion on what NOT to do. Remember it's MY opinion not yours.

This is basically cliche things that homestuck fanfiction writers do that drives me crazy. I WILL MAJORLY EXAGGERATE AND MAKE RUDE JOKES ABOUT SOME OF THESE THINGS. IF YOU DO ANY OF THESE THINGS (I'm sure I probably do too) IM SORRY IF YOU GET OFFENDED. ITS NOTHING PERSONAL. Read on at your own risk and enjoy.

Rules of what not to do at a stoplight. Kidding, kidding, BUT, If you want some do's and don't's on how to write, even if my stories aren't the best... read this book!

Trust me I've read them all. This book contains the don'ts for someone who wants to make an original Percy Jackson and Avengers crossover.

Here is what not to do when writing creepy pasta fanfiction