no homo > larry au [completed]

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(this was written before the shit with zayn and this chapter isn't going anywhere so skip it or read it idc just don't complain)

OK SORRY ENJOY THE CHAPTER

NO HOMO > LARRY AU

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louist91: chillin here with god aka my friend zayn (image attached)

harrystyles: eh

louist91: what do u mean eh

harrystyles: I mean ehhhh

louist91: what are u saying

harrystyles: im saying he's alrighttt

louist91: excuse u

louist91: how dare u disrespect our lord and savior like that

harrystyles: I've seen hotter

louist91: maybe u just need a better pic of his glory

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harrystyles: 6/10

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harrystyles: okayyyy

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harrystyles: it's a no from me

louist91: KYS

louist91: UNGRATEFUL ATHEIST

harrystyles: WHO SAID I WAS AN ATHEIST

louist91: YOURE DOUBTING THE POWER OF GOD

harrystyles: I JUST DONT SEE WHATS SO HOT ABOUT HIM

louist91: ZAYN IS MY MAN CRUSH EVERYDAY

harrystyles: WELL I THOUGHT I WAS BUT I GUESS NOT

louist91: EVERYONE IS NOTHING BUT A SPECK OF DUST IN THE PRESENCE OF JESUS AKA ZAYN

harrystyles: IM OFFENDED

harrystyles: AND HERE I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME

louist91: I LOVE YOU BUT I WORSHIP ZAYN

harrystyles: SO WHAT IS HE LIKE YOUR BOYFRIEND OR SOMETHING

harrystyles: WELL DID HE NAME A CUTE KITTY AFTER YOU I DONT THINK SO

harrystyles: DOES HE HAVE A CUTE CROWN EMOJI NEXT TO UR NAME HUH

harrystyles: HUH HUH HUH

louist91: hold up a diddly darn minute

harrystyles: let me guess, your king ZAYN asked you to give him a foot massage ???

louist91: u r peanut butter and jealous

harrystyles: what no

louist91: *whispers* peanut butter and jealous

harrystyles: why would i be jealous of him, im so much hotter

louist91: no ur not

harrystyles: oh fine

louist91: ur a cutie bunny with a little flower crown and fluffy feet and aw

harrystyles: but am i better than zayn

louist91: duhh

louist91: zayn may be a greek god, but UR a cutie pie

harrystyles: im a cutie patootie

louist91: ur my cutie patootie

louist91: no homo tho

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I'm starting to hate theatre smh

anyways hope u liked this chapter

zayn was mentioned how great

god

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