no homo > larry au [completed]

five

pretty kitty kat

ps remember 100 reads (im sorry)

NO HOMO > LARRY AU

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harrystyles: LOUIS GUESS WHAT

louist91: good morning to you also harry

harrystyles: OK YEAH GOOD MORNING BUT GUESS WHAT

louist91: did aliens abduct your entire family and so now you're happy bc you can finally check that room that your parents always told you that you couldn't go into and you're finally ready to find out what's behind that mysterious door

harrystyles: WHAT NO

louist91: well i tried

harrystyles: BUT OODIGJKDHS

louist91: harry calm ur booty

harrystyles: IM GETTING A NEW CAT

louist91: im guessing you love cats

harrystyles: KITTYKITTYKITTYKITTYKITTY

louist91: you probably really love cats

harrystyles: YES I LOVE CATS

harrystyles: PRETTY PRETTY FLUFFY LOVELY PRETTY KITTY CATS

louist91: long sentence there

harrystyles: HOW CAN SOMEONE NOT LIKE CATS

louist91: what if im allergic

harrystyles: THEN WE CANT BE FRIENDS

louist91: harsh

harrystyles: SORRY LOUIS I DONT MAKE THE RULES I JUST ENFORCE THEM

louist91: good thing im not allergic then

harrystyles: CAN I NAME IT AFTER YOU

louist91: what

harrystyles: CAN I NAME MY CAT AFTER YOU PLS

louist91: i guess idk

louist91: what does it look like?

harrystyles: HERE ILL SEND YOU A PICTURE

harrystyles: (image attached)

louist91: aw cute cat

harrystyles: I KNOW HE'S SO CUTE

louist91: but ur cuter

harrystyles: AND IT'S GONNA BE EVEN EVEN CUTER BC NOW HE'S GOT YOUR NAME

harrystyles: LOUIS THE CAT

louist91: it's got a ring to it

harrystyles: IM SO EXCITED I LOVE CATS

harrystyles: ESPECIALLY LOUIS, HES SO CUTE

louist91: i'll take that as a compliment even though you meant the cat

harrystyles: YEYEYEYEYEYYYEYEYYEYYEY

louist91: calm down lil boy

harrystyles: (image attached) I TOOK A SELFIE WITH LOUIS

louis91: jesus god almighty give me strength

louist91: you're so hot my lord

harrystyles: BUT THE CAT

louist91: yeah yeah the cat i know but damn

harrystyles: IM SOS JEXCIRITJED

harrystyles: IM SO HAPPY IM TAKING LOUIS HOME TONIGHT

harrystyles: wait

louist91: omf

louist91: im listening

harrystyles: i meant the cat

louist91: but u wish u could take me home tonight baby boy

harrystyles: i feel uncomfortable

louist91: i feel turned on

harrystyles: osjfdljgkljshrilu

louist91: but no homo tho

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this chapter was really boring but im tired so

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ok bye ily no homo

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