no homo > larry au [completed]

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but something that just happened this morning is someone from Italy asked if they could translate this book .!!.?.!

italy

ITALY

ITALYKDJAJ

MAYBE THIS IS TOTALLY NORMAL AND IM OVERREACTING BUT IT FEELS SO GREAT TO KNOW THAT PEOPLE FROM ITALY READ MY SHITTY FAN FICTION AND ACTUALLY WANT TO TRANSLATE IT LIKE WHAAAAT

I don't want to write too much but I am seriously so grateful for all my readers and I love that you guys are so active in the comments and trust me every single comment makes me laugh and horrifically snort when I read them and just thank you so much for reading this piece of crap ilysm

enjoy the chapter ya turkeys

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louist91: my mom brought this weird chick to meet me and I feel uncomfortable help

louist91: the worst part is I'm laying in a hospital bed I CANT ESCAPE

louist91: oh no no no don't touch me bitch

louist91: did she wink at me or does she have a severe eye twitch that is the question

louist91: her name is eleanor more like eleaNOPE

harrystyles: I have awoken what is the problem

louist91: females terrify me

harrystyles: omg why

louist91: vaginas are weird

harrystyles: ohmygod

louist91: they could be like weird portals into another dimension just think about that

harrystyles: umbabksanjsahj

harrystyles: THEYRE NOT PORTALS LOUIS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR MIND

louist91: I HAVE A WILD IMAGINATION HARRY

louist91: I once read this article where a man was doing the dippity doo with this chick and the next day he DIED

harrystyles: WHAT

louist91: EXPLAIN THAT CURLY

louist91: THATS RIGHT YOU CANT

louist91: ITS ALL THE WORK OF DEADLY VAGINAS

harrystyles: I'm praying for you

louist91: speaking of deadly vaginas this hoe keeps shoving hers in my FACE

harrystyles: wtf

louist91: she has a giant nose and I'm trying to figure out how many young orphans she could shelter in it

harrystyles: LOUIS

louist91: did u find that funny

louist91: should I tell her my joke