You've Heard of Vampire Keiji!...Now Get Ready for.....

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(A/N: Heyo! I have 2 new chapters of this book that are coming out. Not today though, but hopefully within the next few days...or knowing me it will take a few weeks. In the meantime, enjoy this chapter!)

So I may have come up with another monster form for Keiji yesterday👉👈

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Random person: Oh I sure do love swimming in this nice beautiful ocean where nothing bad will happen to me! A certain surgeon won't be able to steal my bones now!

Me: Merman Keiji...

Random person: What?

Me: I made Keiji into a merman. He's right underneath us. He's coming for you!!!!

Random person: Psssh! So? What's he gonna do? Slap me in the face with his tail?😏 Oh no! I feel so weak now! That slap hurt me! He Is GoNnA sNaTcH mY bOnEs!1!1! Chill bro, I can just swim awa-

[Giant 25ft Merman Keiji proceeds to rise from the ocean surface]

[Giant 25ft Merman Keiji proceeds to rise from the ocean surface]

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Random person: !!!!!!!!

Merman Keiji: You think you're safe?

Me: Gotta go! See ya random person! :D

Random person: *Frantic splashing* MYSTERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-

[Random person was never seen again after that...]

(A/N: Want to take this moment to apologize, because I ran out of ideas for Keiji's prosthetic replacement since: A. I wanted an aquatic/neon theme and B. A giant prosthetic arm made of metal would be hard to create/find.😔

Also I know it's been ages since I drew Vampire Keiji. Don't worry, I'm going to draw him again this year!👍)

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