Ranidaphobia. Also known as "fear of frogs". But I never said I was afraid of them! I mean, why would you be? They're harmless creatures. Some say they're adorable. Cute even. Which is why my parents got fed up with my irritations fear of them. But like I said I wasn't afraid of frogs. At least.... not real ones.
Not the ones that inhabit the rainforests, and have an endless supply of mucous. No. That's not the kind of frog I'm talking about here.
So, if you're looking for a story about a happy cute green tree frog, then I'm sorry, but you're in the wrong place. And I'd suggest you leave now. Because you don't want to be here when I tell you the rest...
