Surprise roommate

Hole in the wall

A/n I love how Idk if I'm a god or worthless lol anyways here ya go🙃 I can't even finish the fifth chapter of my spnxreader but I can start a whole new one

   
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            'CRASH' "what the fuck" you exclaimed getting up from your couch walking up to your room, where the huge noise came from. As you opened your bedroom door you saw a huge whole in your wall and a tall, dark haired, surprisingly handsome man standing up and waving his hands fixing your wall. "Who the fuck are you and why are you here!" You yelled at the man fixing your wall. "Well darling, you see my brother is after me, he threw me and I some how ended up here." His voice was hot but that was the least of your worries right now. "Okay well WHO are you!" "Oh, I'm Loki Laufeyson and who might you be?" 'He really has the audacity to ask who I am?!' You thought glaring at him as he smirked. "You don't even deserve to know but I'm y/f/n y/l/n" "well love it is very nice to meet you, I'll need to to cover for me in a bit I promise I'll make it up to you" he said walking up to you and making eye contact,his eyes were a beautiful blue but all you could see was red. ' first he makes a huge whole in my wall, asks me my name even though he's the one that started this, and now he wants me to lie to A GOD' as you thought that he laughed a big as if he could read your mind, that only made you even angrier. "Why are you laughing asshole?" You huffed out at him as he started walking out of your room. "I just like the way you think" "wel" you said as you pivoted around on your heels and as you turned towards him he just vanished, you looked back at your wall and it was like nothing ever happens to it.

As soon as you got back down to the couch contemplating the whole situation you've just been through you heard a knock at your door. "Who is it!?" You yelled through the door as you looked through the peephole seeing a blond man with long hair and extra-terrestrial armor on. 'Oh god I didn't think he was serious about me having to stall' you thought as you opened the door smiling at the god of thunder. "Hello miss, I am Thor Odinson, have you seen a tall dark haired man or anything like that recently?" 'I can't believe I'm about to lie for this buffoon I didn't even know him' "no I don't think I have, WOW I can't believe I'm meeting an avenger!" You smiled at him trying to get away from this topic, you hated lying but it always ended up happening to you. "Thank you miss..?" "Oh I'm y/f/n y/l/n" "Well miss y/n thank you for letting me have some of your time, please call this number if you see this man, his name is Loki Laufeyson" he explained as he handed you what looked like a business card and a photo of the man you just met. ' oh god I'm lying to an avenger,not surprised' you thought to yourself acting as if you were examining the photo. "No, thank you Thor, I promise to keep an eye out for him" "Right then, have a nice rest of your day" Thor smiled at you as he got up and left. After all that had happens you decided to get to bed it was reasonably late anyways, you set the photo and the business card down on your night table next to your bed and curled up under your comforter.

"Hello again" you hear as your eyes shoot open seeing Loki laying on his side next to you in your bed smirking. "WHAT THE HELL" you screamed at him leaping out of your bed which for no reason brought a bigger smirk onto his perfect face. "I told you I'd make up to you y/n did you really not believe me?" 'Ugh does he ever stop smirking I can't focus' "No I didn't believe you,I didn't want to believe you. He doesn't know you're here by the way" as you told him that he appeared right behind you picking up the photo on your night table. "Aw y/n can't stop thinking of me?" "Well I did until you showed up again" you growled at him snatching the photo out of his hand and laying it back down on your table. "Well anyways which is my room?" He really just asked that? "What do you mean?! You made me LIE TO A GOD" "Well I didn't really make you do anything that was all your choice" he smirked again. "UGH would you stop smirking for once" you huffed as you pushed him out of your room so you could get dressed.

You walked out of your room seeing Loki leaning on the wall across from your door staring straight at you. "Well look at you, the best dressed mid-gardian" "Shut up. What are you doing here again?" You both walked down stairs in silence. He looked at you smirking every five seconds. "Well I thought I'd move in since you're the only one that can keep me safe" when he said that you got flustered and annoyed at the same time. "What do you mean I'm the only one that can keep you safe? Aren't you a god?" "Well yes I am a god but everyone is out for me and no one suspects you so.. plus you're quite attractive so I thought It'd be some good entertainment for me" he said laughing making you both a couple of coffees/teas, it was exactly how you like it, how did he know? You thought. "Well maybe ask me first, and who says I want you here" you say flustered, you haven't been called 'attractive' in a hot minute. "Seeing the red on your cheeks says you want me here,love" he smirked at you sitting next to you on a barstool at your kitchen island. "Fine, you can stay here but if anything happens to me or my snake. You're dead." "Oh? A snake? You and I will get along just fine" he said closing his eyes as he took a large drink of his coffee.

A/N hey first loki chapter I think it's better than my supernatural book lol

1112 words btw