So it was the 2nd November 2016, and mr puddles had been on the earth for nearly 1 year and 9 months now and he had already cause so much havock that all the lettcue and tomato sauce have now been banned in the world. This was driving him insane.
He recdntly found out that One Dierection broke up and he could no linger read the Harry and Louie fanfics on PadWatt which tip him over the edge.
He meets this teacher though, a biology teacher called Charlie. He was nice to the cat, they got on pretty well.
One day whilst mr puddles was walking down the gennel and he saw a small boy, no younger then 13. The boy seemed sad but angry and he saw the cat for comfort which fussed mr puddle and the boy seemed calmer, and walked home, mr puddles took notice on where he lived.
He felt so powerless and ut was killing him but it was now his own time to shine. He fliped a train with the cat strength he has cause he was so livud that he couldnt have his normal meal.
He had his own wanted poster up for the "Mutant cat" And he possessed the officer and sent hin to the pits of hell.
He enjoyed town. He just looked like any other stray, scruffy, dirty, smelly. He decided to raid primark. (cloths shop) then he realised he couldnt wear the cloths so he called charlie up and gave him the whole primark stock of cloths.
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The wacky adventures of Mr Puddles
Humori was on one on Thursday 7 Jan 2021, deeply apologetic but not at the same time