"MWHAHAHAHAHAH" echoed in the pits of hell. A demonic cat levitated up and landed on all 4s. "IM YOUR LEADER NOW HOE, BOW DOWN" All the other cats seem to be submisdive towards this cat "b...b.b..b...but whats your n..n.nn....n.name kind sir" a ginger black and white stutters. " I AM CALLED MECHANICAL ROBOTIC PASTA UMBERELLA DEMONIC DEMILTERAZTION LETTUCE EGGS SPAGHETTI.....otherswise know as mr puddles :p" the cat dead eyes everyone as they start the chant and prayer to their new leader. "Now Edward, get me my fucking meal."
The cat jumps in fear. "What would you like Mr puddles" Edward gulps. "Lettcue and tomato sauce. PRONTO. And make sure my litter tray is in a systematic order."
Edward retuns with a tray of lettuce to displease Mr Puddles who was licking his paw the the king he is. "Annndddd my dearest Edward, what in lucifers name do you call this meal, wheres my sauce!?!" Edward streches to Mr Puddles " Im sorry sir i cant supply you with this sauce all there was in stock is BBQ sauce an.. " Edward is cut off by Mr puddles.
"ahhhh eddy, ed, ward, egg man, WHORE, YOU WILL BECOME THE BBQ IN A MINUETE IF YOU DONT SPRINT TO THAT SHOP AND GIVE ME WHAT I ASKED FOR" Mr Puddles hissed in pure anger
Edward doesnt claim a pale experssion as he is a cat, with fur, but he pouts at Mr Puddles- "What is happening to you sir, why are you levitating higher to the HUMANS, YOUR CRAZY"
"When im back youll see crazy Eddy Boi" Mr puddle growls as he enters human planet.
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The wacky adventures of Mr Puddles
Comédiei was on one on Thursday 7 Jan 2021, deeply apologetic but not at the same time
