(Kyman - Cartman X Kyle)
Since Cartman threw him against the lockers and kissed him, Kyle and his brown haired enemy didn't talk at all.
The red haired boy with the jewfro under his hat did everything to avoid Cartmans gaze, he did everything to not having to talk to him.
But then Cartman got tired of playing hide and seek, locking both of them in a storerroom at school.
"Now you won't get away jew! So at least fucking talk to me again! I'm sick of you running away from me! ", Cartman shouted.
Kyle didn't say anything though.
Cartman sighed.
"Let's at least be like back in the days...Let us argue and fight about things. Get pissed off when I call you a jew and your mom a bitch again. Please Kahl. ", he begged.
Kyle looked at him.
"It can never become that way again and you know that.", he coldly said.
"Of course it can! All you gotta do is get pissed of by me again!", Cartman assured.
"No, it's not that easy....You...kissed me.", was Kyles answer.
"But Kaaaaaahl. What are we gonna be then?", Cartman wanted to know.
" People that used to know each other?", Kyle asked.
Cartman frowned.
"No! no, no, no, no, no. If I can't be your boyfriend, Kahl, let me at least be your fucking enemy!!!", he shouted and kicked away a broom.
After the falling broom only silence filled the room.
"You...would want me as your boyfriend?", Kyle asked with widened eyes.
He couldn't believe it.
"....Otherwise I wouldn't have kissed you like that.", Cartman said.
"Ah...I....see..." , Kyle whispered more to himself then to Cartman.
He stepped closer to the brown haired boy and kissed him. It was a quick kiss and Kyle was really careful, but he just had to do that. Somehow....
"What does that mean?", Cartman asked blushing, surprised over the kiss.
"It means I am willing to try to be your boyfriend. ", Kyle said, looking deep into Cartmans eyes.
Cartman smiled.
"Good. But that doesn't mean I'll stop being your greatest enemy of all the time." , was Erics only commentary.
"Just as I thought. ", Kyle said, smiling, opening the storerroom to walk off.
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South Park - smaller, shorter and cut!
FanfictionThis is a complication of all my little short stories I wrote on Instagram :) The title should be a parody of the South Park movie, and I think it fits since here are only real short stories xD
