(Kyman - Cartman X Kyle )
"You are just a greedy little jew! And your whole family isn't any better" , Cartman said grinning. "SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, FATASS!", Kyle screamed back at him angrily.
As if he would ever do that!
Stopping because Kyle said so?
Uh uh! A no go.
But Kyle already knew that.
" Jews are good for nothing! They are just stupid je~ews.", Cartman teased. "Oh yeah?", The red haired boy asked.
"UH-HUH! ", the brown haired boy assured.
"Want a proof? ", was the question from Kyle.
"Pff, now I am scared.", Cartman sarcastically answered.
"Bring it jew!", he added.
With that being said Kyle leaned closer to Cartman and kissed him.
"The heck was that! ?", Cartman asked after the kiss.
"I'm pretty sure you know, dumbass.", was Kyle ' s answer.
"...So why bother kissing me?", the brown haired boy wanted to know.
Kyle sighed.
"Do I have to write it on a sign and shove it in your face?", the little boy desperately asked.
Cartman grinned.
"No, I just wanted to hear it from you once.", Cartman said smiling and kissed the little jew. HIS little jew.
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South Park - smaller, shorter and cut!
FanficThis is a complication of all my little short stories I wrote on Instagram :) The title should be a parody of the South Park movie, and I think it fits since here are only real short stories xD
