Kamikiri~

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Jirou: Heart shattered*

Kaminari: Why is this a thing.

Bakugou: JEALOUS ANGY BOYFREN NOISES* DUNCE FACE WHY DID YOU STEAL MY BOY-

Kaminari: Oh uhm-

Kirishima: I can explain myself-

Bakugou: TO. MY. ROOM. NOW.

Shironii: Ono Kaminari's gonna get killed-

Explosion noises go brr

Mina: Anyone noticing the fact that Jirou's depressed?

Shironii: Depress your depression with depressing monke songs.

Todoroki: That'll be good.

Mina: Aw man.. this ship ain't fun. My Kamijirou and Kiribaku ship armies are colliding.

Shironii: Intense nodding of head*

Jirou: Intense glaring at Kirishima*
Kaminari's mine.

Shironii: What was that you said?

Jirou: Nothing at all.

Shironii: You're acting real sus-

Sero: Am I gonna be shipped with anyone?

Shironii: Soon~

Mineta: Am I gonna shipped with any cute girls?

Shironii: I have no answer to that.

Mineta: Oh come on!

Shironii: No girl would want you.

Mineta: Aw man, spill the beans!

Shironii: I dont mind removing your limbs, squeezing lemon juice into the wounds, pouring wasabi into your mouth, clipping your nose-

Mina: It's sounds uncomfortable to hear that, but knowing that the punishment would be carried on Mineta makes me comfortable.

Shironii: Indeed yes.

Mineta: By any chance are you a girl-

Shironii: Plucks one leg out of Mineta and pours lemon juice on the wound using monke magic*

Shironii: Next-

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