Figuring out the murder

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In order to kill someone with a phat bussy, the need to find someone with one.

They had to travel miles and miles because the only people they could find were men. They stumbled across a large castle. The only explanation was it was a grocery store. Theywalked in the so called store only to find childREN. Those children were dressed in yellow,red,blue,and green. They all had robes of some sort on too.

The Dinos decided to take a look around the grocery store. They saw a boy with rounded glasses and thought he looked familiar. Turns out it was HaRrY pOtTeR. They grabbed the first student female student they saw and asked if she had a phat bussy. She obvious said yes for she is Hermione Granger. And so the dinos got Harry Potter and said kill him with your phat bussy. And Harry Potter got laid to death.

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