Water bottle was chilling in cedar rapids waiting for Abuelita to wake up so he could annoy the crap out of her. Suddenly, He saw a dog outside of his window.
"I should check this out" he whispered to himself as to not wake Abuelita.
Even though he didn't want to wake her up he proceeded to jump out the window and scream like a maniac while chasing a dog that appeared to be a Pomeranian.
"Why would anyone let their little pom loose its too cute for the scary outside world." Water bottle thought while being visibly concerned.
" AYOOOO WHATS UP POM" WATERBOTTLE SCREAMED SO LOUD ABUELITA HEARD FROM TWO MILES AWAY.
"1. my name isnt pom its dog." said the obviously sassy pup. "2. did I give you permission to speak to me."
This pup got some serious attitude.
As they were speaking a scary looking shoe came up to the and starting screaming at them for being to loud. He smelt very strongly of liquor. Quite nasty acually.
The beat him into a pulp and yet he ends up brutally murdering both of them an leaving them on the side of the road.
A/N THE DOG WASNT ACTUALLY A DG IT WAS ONE OF THOSE DOG STUFFED ANIMALS I WOULDNT KILL A POMERANION THEY TOO CUTE.
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How I met your father. ||discontinued||
FanfictionIt's about a lesbian dinosaur who meets a gay dinosaur who is best friend with a non binary dinosaur
