Soyboy -> Greenbean

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Thursday, 19:00

Greenbean: sorry!! im lage ill be there in 20!!

Soyboy: Good the waitre$$ thought I wa$ being $tood up

Soyboy:  I ¢an hear an inten$e conver$ation about $hagging mummie$

Greenbean: as in milfs or

Soyboy: no <\3

Greenbean: oh
Greenbean: I mean I would would when

Soyboy: when what
Soyboy: when I get mummifed??
Soyboy: why do you believe I ¢an die

Greenbean: i dont <3

Soyboy: good I don't either

Greenbean: will you find a wua to make me immortal 😳

Soyboy: *puts in fake vampire teeth* yesh

Greenbean: :) thnk u wadsy
Greenbean: i think this cab just rsn a red light
Greenbean: another one

Soyboy: oh dear don't get arre$ted

Greenbean: IM NTO DRIVUBG!!
Greenbean: oh we're here
Greenbean: i think he charged extra for breaking the law

Soyboy: that i$ bail money

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