sweet life at hogwarts

hair dye

you're still a piss baby and there's nothing you can really do about it...
"oi listen here pissblood ! i need you to dye my hair platinum blonde."

what on earth! why was Draco Malfoy asking YOU, a piss baby, to dye his hair for him?!? all that bleach must've been getting to his head... smh.

the white boy with greasy hair yelled at you and you obviously began to cry because this is a fanfic... and you're a piss baby, and when you combine the two, you get a 4'2 16 year old who cries all the time because they're a piss baby and apparently that's how fanfics work i guess idk what i'm doing lol i'm just here.

KATHUNK!!
onomatopoeia. that's what i just used. big word right? do you know what it means? i bet you don't because you're a piss baby, right? yeah that's right.
anyways back to the story lol... draco just slipped and fell in the bathroom and i think he's... OMG!!! HES IN A COMA !

"draco !! are you alright!!"
you had no idea why you were asking this ungrateful ferret if he was okay. you could've just run out of the bathroom and pretend like you saw nothing. but you're a piss baby and you're not going to risk having detention with snape... even though he was quite handsome.

poor draco is on the floor in a coma due to hitting his head on the toilet... hopefully that'll fix him from all the bleach getting to his big head...

"Y/N. what is going on in here!"
oh darn! it's professor dumbleedore (read that in a french accent, iykyk) and all the students!

"bloody hell! y/n has killed malfoy!"
lol no u didn't hes fine don't worry
unless...

nah i'm just playin

UNLESS???