sweet life at hogwarts

broken toilet

would ya look who it is! piss baby back again! here for another story? yeah i bet you are.

"y/n!!! where have you gone?" hermione called. she was quite beautiful, if you don't have a crush on her you're probably insane but you're a piss baby so you're already pretty weird lol...
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there you were!
pooping your guts out in the bathroom. somehow moaning myrtle had died a second time due to the horrid smell... damn y/n, what'd you eat?

"bloody hell, y/n what died in here?"
ron, harry and hermione had burst into the bathroom after you ran out of the great hall clutching onto your stomach for dear life, because if you let go, there's no telling what would've happened in front of the entire school...

"sorry... i- i accidentally stepped on my dog's poop-?" you lied. everyone knows dogs aren't allowed at hogfarts- oh uh... i meant hogwarts. my bad.

"y/n don't lie. we know you shit yourself- OW!."
ron laughed, but then stopped after hermione hit his shoulder. smh hermione... dont do won won like that shawty.

obviously you cried because you're a piss baby who cries a lot. remember that? you're sort of a piss baby lol. you might wanna fix that before you graduate from hogwarts i guess.

FPLLHHPPHHFFFFF
"BLOODY HELL Y/N- YOU MONSTER!"
ron yells after you let out the loudest fart in history... i bet the whole school heard it... and they did. the smell was so bad, everyone was told to evacuate and the smell had to be removed by using magic, because the 3,276 containers of febreze air freshener was just not enough.