sweet life at hogwarts

dinner at the burrow

so yeah, it's no secret that you're a big piss baby... not that you care anyways, this is a fan fiction.
"hellooo dear! what is your name?"
"my name is y-"
"OHOHOH SUCH A CUTIE PIE ITS SO NICE TO MEET YOU!! ginny has told me so much about you!"
"thank you for inviting me, mrs. weasley"
"NO!" she hit you with rolled up newspapers, "PLEASE! call me molly!"
"oh sorry, mrs- I MEAN MOLLY i'm sorry molly..."
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"WOULD YA LOOK WHO IT IS! piss baby! so nice to see you here"
oh darn! it's the weasley twins!
"dont be so mean!" ginny reprimanded her older brothers, who were quite in fact very handsome lol.

AGRHHPBOOEMFPH!
what was that? MERLIN'S BEARD! ITS A DRAGON! AND IT HAS EATEN YOU WHOLE!
you cried for help but you were stuck in a slimy dragon stomach, crazy isn't it?
you heard chewing coming from behind you and see a red haired boy munching on crisps...
"ron?"
"ello y/n! what are you doing here-" asks as he hides his basket of food.
"what are you doing here, ron...?"
"mum doesn't like me eating so much... so i come here to eat large amounts of food when no one is looking..."
"ronald weasley, how dont your parents know you're gone?!?"
"no one notices when i'm gone because i'm always neglected by my own family and friends. i am so very sad, y/n... please help me be happy." the pathetic boy gloomily told you, taking a big monster bite out of a biscuit.
"oh ron..."
after that, you sang the wheels on the bus to him as he fell asleep like a literal baby in your arms... i guess you're not the only piss baby at hogwarts lmao.