♡︎𝙸𝚖 𝚁𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖♡︎

im losing my mind so rawr

newsies head canons again but a twist-

dumb things they do/ have done and how they act with their partners
*only characters with romantic partners
*people in a love triangle have a heart (♡︎ or ❤︎)
in order of age

Sarah
Dumb thing: cant be trusted with dessert or sugar because she'll eat it all in one sitting.
Actions: carries Kathy so much like a bride everyone's begging them to get married.
*katherine*

Kathy
Dumb things: as a kid Darcy dared her to jump a fence and she broke her arm and got grounded (but covered for Darcy like a good best friend)
Actions: if Sarah mentions something remotely embarrassing she can and will appear behind her and tackle her
(ps- don't yell at her or you'll see a side nobody has seen)
*sarah*

Jack
Dumb things: occasionally pours the milk before the cereal which just makes everyone cringe.
Actions: recklessly flirts with Crutchie as if they aren't dating which just makes everyone ship them more and flusters Crutchie.
*crutchie*

Spot ❤︎
Dumb things: gets completely blindsided by people's surface attitude (that cant be the right word) so he takes their word for it even if it's obvious to everyone else pthey're lying.
Actions: acts like he doesn't care but if you insult one of his children you're back will be snapped in a heartbeat.
*race*

Crutchie
Dumb things: whenever Jack's painting Jack let's him paint his arm (Jack's arm)
Actions: sometimes he does an uwu voice just to make jack cringe.
*jack*

Race ❤︎
Dumb things: often forgets he has a cigarette in his hand and playfully punches people. he's done that so much to Al nobody can tell what is ash and what's a freckle.
Actions: 1, Constantly tries to fight Spot for any kind of dominance but fails miserably every. single. time.
2, found out that booping/kissing Al's nose flusters him :)
•Also head canon that at Spot and Race's (or Albert and Race's) wedding Race wore a wedding dress and sang the beginning of I Write Sins Not Tragedies and Spot (or Al) facepalmed.
*love triangle- spot/albert*

Albert ❤︎
Dumb things: Embarrasses Race by carrying him over his shoulder cause he's so damn light.
Actions: Race is still in denial..
(reference to a fanfic i did)
*race*

Romeo
Dumb things: burnt his tongue multiple times because he was too impatient to wait for brownies to cool.
Actions: the biggest flert on earth
*ike*

Ike
Dumb things: dyes his hair so people can tell him apparent from Mike
Actions: biggest flertn't on earth (hah me)
*romeo*

Mike ♡︎
Dumb things: dyes his hair to match Ike
Actions: cuddle bug. if he sees Jojo or Buttons across the room or even the street he'll charge full speed.
*love triangle- jojo/buttons*

Jojo ♡︎
Dumb things: dropped his croissant (seriously is too anxious to ever do anything dumb besides apologize constantly*hahme*)
Actions: when Mike (or anyone) offers him a hug he can and will squeeze you to death. you asked for this.
*mike*

Mush
Dumb things: makes dirty jokes but constantly forgets that Elmer is too innocent to get it
Actions: single handedly has made Elmer cry, laugh and screech like an exited banshee all at the same time (which is impressive cause have you ever done that?)
*elmer*

Buttons ♡︎
Dumb things: stabs himself with needles so often it leaves scars which look like he has finger freckles.
Actions: always makes his friends custom gifts for christmas and birthdays but makes Mike a new kind of bear every time.
*mike*

Elmer
Dumb things: soup. he can't eat it and he can't make it. don't ask why he can't eat it, he just physically can't.
Actions: imagine a puppy seeing its owner for the first time in months, that's him whenever he sees Mush.
*mush*