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Characters

Name: Thylane Blondeau as London Everdyn

Personality: Bratty, Sassy,  Snobby, Doesn't care about no one but her money, smelly

Born on September 9th, 2003. (Age: 69)

London is a Brat. Yes. A SPOILED brat. She may seem pretty and kind from the outside, but don't be fooled, my friend. Inside, she is so much worse than Cinderella's step-sisters. If you look close enough, you may even find a small wart in between her buttocks. She does not care for no one but her father, her best friend Emma, and herself. Even if she is a big FAT brat, she still cares for her dad and loves to spend time with Emma. But other than that, she's rude and doesn't open up to others, and treats them poorly.

Name: David Beckham as Nosh Nugget (London's Dad) 

Born on January 17th, 1963. (Age: 69)

Personality: Generous, RICH RICH RICH, He looks serious but he's actually really funny, Caring.

Nosh Nugget, (Yes, that's his name) is a very generous person. Unlike London, he cares for people, and has a good sense of humor. Nosh is a very successful business man. *Ahem, the CEO of NoshNuggets company. It's a place where he makes all sorts of Nuggets. Spicy ones, cheesy ones, ugly ones, and even flying ones. Talk about magic. He cares for his daughter, London, and will do anything to make his bewitched little devil happy. Did I mention he's RICH?

Name: Grayson (Hunter) Buttocks

Born on August 23rd, 2002. (Age: 69)

Personality: Bully, Mean, Sarcastic, and kinda of funny. (He's a jock) *Don't fall for his handsomeness, he's a mean dude*

Grayson (Hunter) Buttocks is your typical cocky bully. He's a conceived jock that likes to bully others 'cause he has nothing better to do in his life but to make a couple dark jokes about someone's dying mother. (Yes, he's that bad) His only weakness is his last name. He announced to the whole school that his last name was "Hunter". But really, it was Buttocks. *Quite a splendid name if you ask me, children* Little did he know that London knew his last name. How you ask? IDK either. But point is, he's a bully and no one likes him except for his little "goons" (friends).

Name: Emma Tootoo

Born on May 13th, 2003. (Age: 67)

Personality: 'Badgirl', Impolite, and rude, and sporty. She is only nice to her best friend London, and her dad, Nosh. 

Emma Tootoo is London's best friend. They have been friends ever since birth. But this doesn't change the fact that she is also a brat. She's your clichè brat, and she NEVER lets anyone get to her. Which is one of the reasons London adores her so much. She is also known as the school's 'badgirl'. She likes to cause trouble, and her favorite, graffiti and play pranks on the teachers. In conclusion, you don't wanna mess with her or London, or she'll hunt you down until you pee your pants and beg to change underwear. 

*There will be more characters throughout the story such as Grayson's friends, and other stereotypical students in school. But right now, were only focusing on the important bratty little children, so we can get to the good part quicker! (Insert evil laugh) But I hope you enjoy this amazingly weird book and please;*

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