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Marinette : (tells Batbros and Bruce about her class bullying her)

Bruce: (planning to drown the class and their teachers in lawsuits) Why didn't you tell us about this before Marinette

Dick: THEY DID WHAT TO OUR SUNSHINE!!

Tim: HOW DARE THEY!!

Damian: THEY JUST SIGNED THEIR DEATH WISH!!

Jason: I AM GONNA KILL THEM!!

Bruce: No killing!!

Tim, Dick, Damian: (Groans)

Jason (smirks): Then we will just torture them to the point they think that death is so much better than this

Bruce: (obviously mad that they bullied Marinette) That's acceptable


Batboys: (Cheers)

Mari: .......What?
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Dick (being the sunshine he is): Mariiii, please sign it, here

Mari: what?? What do I have to sign

Dick: This, sign right here!!

Mari: okayyyy.........Dick, is this a marriage certificate

Dick:what no

Mari:( Gives him 'do you think I am blind' look) you really think I am so stupid

Dick: no, nope, never, I just love you so, sign it??

Mari: (is literally done but also happy that he wants to marry her) I will sign it when you will propose and we actually get married okay
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Jason: He died of natural causes!!!

Marinette : You pushed him off the roof!!

Jason: Gravity is natural!!


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