Marinette : (tells Batbros and Bruce about her class bullying her)
Bruce: (planning to drown the class and their teachers in lawsuits) Why didn't you tell us about this before Marinette
Dick: THEY DID WHAT TO OUR SUNSHINE!!
Tim: HOW DARE THEY!!
Damian: THEY JUST SIGNED THEIR DEATH WISH!!
Jason: I AM GONNA KILL THEM!!
Bruce: No killing!!
Tim, Dick, Damian: (Groans)
Jason (smirks): Then we will just torture them to the point they think that death is so much better than this
Bruce: (obviously mad that they bullied Marinette) That's acceptable
Batboys: (Cheers)
Mari: .......What?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Dick (being the sunshine he is): Mariiii, please sign it, here
Mari: what?? What do I have to sign
Dick: This, sign right here!!
Mari: okayyyy.........Dick, is this a marriage certificate
Dick:what no
Mari:( Gives him 'do you think I am blind' look) you really think I am so stupid
Dick: no, nope, never, I just love you so, sign it??
Mari: (is literally done but also happy that he wants to marry her) I will sign it when you will propose and we actually get married okay
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Jason: He died of natural causes!!!
Marinette : You pushed him off the roof!!
Jason: Gravity is natural!!
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MariBat Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionJust some random Maribat incorrect quotes, I posted on my Tumblr. Enjoy!!!