It wasn't everyday that you found a small, muscular oompa loompa with the face of a grown woman and a severed boar head, was it? You stared down at the child, overall a little confused. They were on your bridge, but you weren't evil enough to murder a child who was carrying a severed head without warning.
"Hey, kid. Where the hell are you parents? Or parental guardian? Because otherwise I'm gonna turn you into a demon and adopt you." The kid just didn't answer. I sighed.
"Okay. I'm- Yeah, I'm going to impale you with my tail now, kill you, then hope that you rise from the dead as a demon after a few minutes. Okay?"
Still no reply. Well- The kid growled at you, kicking you in the shin.
So, you just shrugged, stabbing them through the chest with your massive scorpion tail. They dropped to the ground like a second later, and from there you just sat down, deciding to look at some r34 on your phone.
Timeskip
The kid ended up in a cocoon for some reason, so you ended up dragging them under your bridge and hanging them up, like a christmas ornament. And then it was a few minutes later that you got a message.
(Insert Random Phone Number here):
（y / n）！私はこのデバイスを操作する方法を考え出した - カラスが人々にメッセージを送るよりもはるかに優れています！
You:
ligma?
not sure what you mean by that
idk japanese
YOU ARE READING
The Goat Demon
Fanfiction[kny x demon reader] when a modernized demon that resembles a goat, and carries around a spiked bat beats the shit out of anyone that ventures onto the bridge it lives under, Sound Hashira Tengen Uzui gets sent to slay it, only to realize this demon...
