Mogu X Reader Oneshots [JOKE!!!!] // steel mogu Iglooghost //

the stalker

Its been 6 months already
But you still haven't been able to get him out of your mind.
Who?
Only the most smexiest xao of all the dimensions: mogu 😩😩😩😩😩😩
Just thinking about him was making you blush!!!
You hate to admit it but ever since you saw him appear from the shadows during the Neo Wax Bloom crisis, he has been on your mind ever since.
You still kept the secret photo you snagged of him. It was quite blurry but it still captured his mogu-ey essence.
His angry slants of eyes and his big adorable nose looking directly at you.
Sigh.
You wished he could look at you like that one last time.
You wished you couldn't see him again one more time.
Suddenly you had an idea!
You had to find a way to get to Xao City and go see mogu himself!
Yes it sounded crazy but you would risk it all just to kiss that metal mf.
Everything about him drove you crazy, you just HAD to do it. You HAD to get to mogu.

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After hours and hours of witchcraft and chanting ancient hymns, you finally summoned your way into a void wormhole. You slipped in and it sent your little witch body zooming 999999999999 miles per hour. After a minute of chaos, you finally landed onto the hard surface of...
The Xao Void City

'Yes!! Finally!! Now all i have to do is go and find my mogu!!', you thought to yourself.

Luckily, you were able to hijack a random xao citizens bike. You searched all over for your beloved mogu, when suddenly you saw him...

You saw mogu himself training on a rooftop from afar.
He was zapping red hot lazers at another xao, going back and forth.
Mogu was slightly huskier, so he ended up winning because other xao gave up. Both were sweaty as hell afterwards and sat down to cool off.
At that moment you felt like you were going to LOOSE it.
He was SO HOT!!!!!!! OMG 😍😍🥰🥰🥰😝😝😝😝☺😝☺☺☺☺🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

He grabbed a towel and dabbed it on his sweaty nose and face.
"You did well today xao #44" Mogu said in a deep voice
"Y- you really think so!?" The other xao replied
"Yes. Your lazer aim accuracy has been improving quite rapidly ive noticed. Say, why don't you take the day off for the rest of the day, huh?!"
"Oh gee. Thank you sir Mogu!!"
He bowed and exited the rooftop by leaping off.

Finally he was alone.

You were still there. Secretly watching from the levitating bike in the sky, hidden by red and black mist. You decided it was time to make the first move.

You jumped out and approached him cautiously. You accidentally stepped on a twig and mogus keen sense of hearing heard it as clear as day.
He jerked his head twoards you quickly.

'F#CK!!' you think.

"HEY! Who the hell are you!?" Mogu says. His eyes slant down making himself try to look scary but it didn't work on you. You just thought it was adorable.
"M-mogu?.." you say.
"HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME!?"
Mogu approaches you slowly. You can feel your heart pounding in your chest.
"I remember seeing you back during Neo Wax Bloom. What you did to the grid god back there. Well, yeah it was wrong to do but... you just looked so cool doing it"
"Doing what..?"
"When you shot the gods eyes out. You looked so powerful and handsome" you gushed.
Mogu was flattered. He blushes at you a little.
"Uhm.. t-thank you" He says.
Mogu was shocked. He had never been complimented for anything hes done. It made him feel good inside. It was a feeling the xao had never felt before.

There was an awkward silence.
You can't take it anymore. You had to do it.
"I know you don't know me, mogu. But my name is (Y/N) and I..."
Mogu stares at you.
"I LOVE YOU, MOGU!!"
you shout as you run twoards him. Mogus eyes widen with confusion. He backs up but you come crashing into him, planting your mouth onto where his mouth WOULD be if he had one (LMAO)

Surprisingly, he doesn't try to escape your grasp. He leans into you and both your eyes close.
You open your eyes and then kiss him on the nose. You didn't want to believe it but it almost looked like he was smiling with his eyes... just a little bit at least.

You both look at each other.
Embarrassment flushes over you as you realize what you have done. "I- IM SORRY I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT BUT... uhh.. BYE!!!" you storm off and don't look back.

Mogus face was red.

"Wait.." he says.
You stop.
"What does... love mean?"

You realize it was time to teach mogu what true love is

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End???????

Authors note: BAHAHHAHA IM SORRY THIS IS SO CRINGEY LMAOOOOO 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀