Unexpected (Ereri)

Tricked

Levi's POV

"Please! Please try it!" Hanji begged me for the umpteenth time.

I finally broke, "Fine, but I swear to whatever God you believe in, if this goes south, I will kill you in your sleep." I said in a threatening tone.

"Okay, let's get you set up!" She said, pulling me to my laptop.

She did all the typing; she said it was a surprise. I regret this. She typed all my info and asked what I wanted in my description.

"I like clean areas, and I like people who know how to clean, clean people, and someone that'll give a shit about me. I don't want to fuck on the first date, and I like classy guys." I said in my normal monotone voice.

After she finished typing, she said she had to leave. I rolled my eyes and went off to cook myself spaghetti for dinner. The meat was grinder up, and I put in some traditional spaghetti sauce, and as soon as everything was done, I hear a BING come from my still open Laptop. I walk over to it and see that someone messaged me. I look at the screen, and it had a black background and white boxes of people that I might like, then in the corner, there were three black lines, and next to it was a message icon. There were two messages. I click to see who would message me this late.

Erwin S. To Levi
10:03 pm- hello, I'm Erwin! I think we should talk sometime;)

Cocky motherfucker. I thought to myself. I click on the second Message.

Eren J. To Levi
10:12 pm- hey, I saw your profile and thought that we should get to know each other!

I kind of want to brush both of them off, but I'm told that it's not nice. So I text both of them.

Levi to Erwin S.
10:15- um... hey?

Levi to Eren J.
10:15- Hey, you seem really nice. I'm happy that someone on here is classy!

I go and fix my plate and go sit by my laptop when another couple of BINGS went off. I went to see who messaged me.

Eren J. to Levi
10:20- wow, I see someone decided not to treat you like the little prince you are. Do you want to talk about it?

He was pretty considerate, weird, but sweet nonetheless.

Levi to Eren J.
10:21-it's silly, but it's just that this guy seemed like a complete fuck boy that just wants to, well, fuck.

Eren J. to Levi
10:23- wow, I don't like guys like that; those types of boys are nothing but jerks who don't know how to treat princes right. Are you okay?

Levi to Eren J.
10:23- yeah, I'm fine, not my first time dealing with a fuck boys.

It felt weird that he was calling me a prince; it made me feel some strange way... Did I like it? I decided that that I'll see what the fuck boy wanted.

Erwin S. To Levi
10:20- I'm going to assume you're new~. This will be fun; I love fresh meat~. Erwin, I'm 27 and a Dom, wby?

Levi to Erwin S.
10:24- Dom?

Erwin S. To Levi
10:24- are you that new? Dom- Dominate, Sub-Submissive, why would you sign up if you didn't even know that?

Levi to Erwin S.
10:25- I'm going to kill her... I'm sorry... my friend signed me up. She wouldn't shut up till I told her that I'd try it out.

Erwin S. To Levi
10:27- omg!!! Lmao!!!!! She signed you up for a BDSM dating site when you didn't even know the simple stuff? You poor baby, you need some guidance. You know, I could come over and help you, test your limits~

Levi to Erwin S.
10:27- Nah, I'm good. If I'm going to have anyone come over, they've earned my trust or respect. You have neither.

Erwin S to Levi
10:28- did your friend have your respect or trust?

Levi to Erwin S.
10:28- both, but now she won't live to see tomorrow.

I decided to see how Erwin was doing, and I had about two messages from him.

Eren J. To Levi
10:25- you poor baby, maybe I should change that? How about we meet up for coffee or tea this weekend?

Eren J. To Levi
10:26- I have to get to sleep. Are you free to meet up around Sunday afternoon at The Titan Café, say around 12-1? I'll be there. If you want to meet, then we can, but it's all up to you. I'm going to sleep. Good night little prince.

Welp, I know what I'm doing on my day off.

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