The Audition

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[Static]

Sonic: Are you ready? I hope you're ready! Because I am definitely ready! What am I ready for? I'll tell you what I'm ready for. I ready for you TV producers to give me my own show. Ah. Sticks! Pay attention!

Sticks: Sorry Sonic. Not sorry.

Sonic: Okay, here it is! The Sonic The Hedgehog Reality TV Show Audition Video!

[Music]

[Static]

Sonic: Now. I'm not gonna come on here and be like: "Oh producers, please, please, please, give me a reality show!" No, I don't need to do that. Why? Because I know when you see my friends and my cool life, you're gonna be like: "Oh Sonic, please, please, please let us give you a reality show."

[Static]

Sonic: Hey. I'm probably being paranoid, but I just wanted to make sure you knew I was kidding when I was acting like you were gonna be begging me to do a reality show, okay? Okay. And cut! Thanks Sticks.

Amy: Sonic!

Sonic: Hey Amy!

Amy: I got here as quickly as I could. Your message said it was urgent. Is everything okay?

Sonic: Yes. I'm finally filming my Reality Show Audition Tape.

Amy: Oh, not really interested.

Sonic: Uhu. Now Amy. I need you to check the acoustics for our new reality TV confession booth!

Amy: Sonic, it's a bathroom!

Sonic: Well, yeah! People sound great in the bathroom! That's why they sing in the shower.

Amy: There is no shower in here, there's just a toilet!

Sonic: Shower, toilet, use your imagination!

Amy: What? Use my imagination? Are you kidding me right now?

[Door slams]

Sonic: That's our Amy. She's not only my good friend, but she is also... kind of a pop star. You might even know some of her songs.

[Music]

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
oh baby, baby, baby...

Sonic: "Yeah, yeah, baby, baby?" Why don't you sing one of your songs?

[Sprits]

Amy: I love Sonic! But my manager thought it might hurt my career to sing one of my real songs on his crazy audition tape.

Sonic: As you can see, this is no ordinary neighborhood building. It's what we call "The studio", and it's where I produce games and songs and apps with my best friend and business partner, Tails. Hey Tails!

Tails: [Screams] Sonic! Please tell me that camera isn't recording.

Sonic: Are you kidding me? That was reality TV gold!

[Music]

Sonic: Tails here is the owner of all this high tech expensive equipment.

Tails: Correct, Sonic. So don't you dare touch it.

Sonic: Tails' mom won't let him keep the stuff at his house because a few too many, shall we say, ahem, "power surages" caused by a few too many, shall we say "the house fires."

[Sirens wailing]

Tails: Not really my fault. Our electricity grid badly needs an upgrade.

Sonic: So Tails, can you tell us what kind of mind-blowing, life-changing high-tech invention you're working on?

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