[Music]
[Keyboard keys clicking]
Sonic: This is our year! We're gonna kill it at the, uh, the big contest thing!
Tails: The big contest thing?! I think you mean the "So You Think You Can App" App design contest!
Sonic: Yes! That's the one!
[Static]
Tails: Yeah! The winner of this contest get a key to the famous Silicon Campus and use of the best computers in the world. And a gigantic check! It's definitely the most important event of our career...
[Record scratch music]
Tails: And it's in a few hours... It would be good if Sonic was, you know, prepared.
[Static]
Sonic: Okay, so here's the plan: When they introduce me, first, I'm gonna run across the stage with my hand to my ear like, "I can't heeeear you!" Then I'll chicken-walk to the side of the stage but I'll go too far, see? Then when the audience is like, "Where's Sonic The Hedgehog going?" I'll spin around and moonwalk right back to center stage!
[Dance music]
Tails: The only way we're gonna "kill it", which I take to mean "win the contest" is if you make it sound like you actually understand the features of the app you'll be talking about.
Sonic: Yeah, Yeah, whatever....
Tails: Sonic, give that back!
Sonic: Save the nerd speak for the "terms and conditions" that nobody reads. Okay? Do you worry about a phone thief getting all of your private information? Well, your worries are over thanks to our new Shockingly Secure Antitheft App!
Tails: Wait, Sonic, don't turn it on!
Sonic: Here's how it works. [Screams]
Tails: Sonic, are you okay?
Sonic: [Hoarse voice] Wow!
Tails: Your voice?! What's wrong with your voice?
Sonic: [Hoarse voice] This app is...
Tails: Shockingly effective.
[Theme song]
Internet Doctor: Welcome to Doctor Internet! This is the Internet, we could be anywhere! Don't try to find us. Please state your name and what's wrong.
Sonic: [Hoarse voice] Oh. Uh... My name is Sonic The Hedgehog... And Tails tasered my neck area.
Tails: What?! This is your fault, Sonic, not mine!
Amy: Tails, settle down. Let the Internet Doctor work.
Internet Doctor: Well then, open wide and let's take a look.
Sonic: Aaaaah...
Internet Doctor: P-yew! P-yew! P-yew! P-yew! Now please hold while I make a diagnosis.
[Music]
Internet Doctor: In my ten years as an online doctor and four years of online medical school I have never seen vocal cords this inflamed.
Amy: Okay, well, what can we do to help him get better?
Internet Doctor: I'm afraid there's not much you can do, he'll just have to stop talking for a week and let his vocal cords get better.
Sonic: [Hoarse voice] Stop talking?!
Tails: He can't! Today's the "So You Think You Can App" App contest!
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Sonic Boom Adventures: Season One.
FanfictionSonic The Hedgehog and his friends are best friends with big dreams. And even bigger adventures. They're on a mission to make their mark on the world and become superstars!